Exaggerating is the MOST HORRIBLE THING IN EXISTENCE!
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I exaggerate like a MILLION times a day
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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(front) Onward to the future!
(back) Leave the past behind!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Without this shirt, I'd be bare... like a nectarine
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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...just don't give me a wedgie
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry, I'm away from my shirt right now
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Variety is the spice of life, but I'm out of thyme!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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(on back) I know you're following me...
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Life without geometry would be pointless
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I'm 100% cotton!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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STUPID CAPS LOCK...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Ai fergot tu yuse spel chek
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Nectarines are just metrosexual peaches
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Nectarines: the hairless peach
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I dream in t-shirt slogans
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I'm watching you!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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T-shirts speak for themselves
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Fashion speaks for itself
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You there! I know you're reading my shirt
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Breath if you're reading my shirt
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Who said I'm looking for attention?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Don't you dare put a sweater over me!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You're reading the hippest new form of communication
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I don't have OCD... I have CDO
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Hey! My horoscope didn't say people would be reading my shirt!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Stupid horoscope...I was supposed to meet the love of my life
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Read me!!!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Made you look!!!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Hot and fresh from the dryer
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Congratulations! You're reader #1,000,000!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Cool beans!!!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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OH POOP!!!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I triple dog cat mouse cheese mold green tree brown poop dare you
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I TRIPLE DOG DINOSAUR dare you!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Slogans speak louder than words
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Always be prepared for a wet t-shirt contest
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm just ugly because I didn't get my beauty rest
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I want a circular meal
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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A banana a day attracts monkeys
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I just woke up from my POWER nap
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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POWER NAP!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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In opposite world this shirt would be reading you
of 53 votes, 40% like it
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My train of thought just got derailed
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Oh how you DO go on
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Don't say t-shirt slogans are stupid...they've got feelings too
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Future t-shirt slogan creator
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Alliterations are absolutely absurd!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Alliteration addicts are amusingly absurd
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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When I'm stuck in a pickle, I eat my way out
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Being stuck in a pickle: the best thing that could ever happen
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I eat smart cookies
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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There's never a silver lining in cloudless hell
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Spinach hates you too
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Why can't all chocolate just live together in peace?
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Stop segregation...we like chocolate of all colors
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Down with segregation! We want milk, white, and dark all in one!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Mirrors make me look funny...
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Ants: on a log or in your pants
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I triple dog dinosaur cat mouse cheese mold dare you to read this
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Blellow: the new green
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Admit it...this shirt makes look 10 years younger
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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(under canadian flag) U.S.Eh.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I give a hoot!
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Squares say "be there or be circle"
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Don't you dare get near my shirt you stupid stain!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Circles don't get the point
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Triangle: the 3 pointed star
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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A square is just a vertically challenged rectangle
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Only LOSERS where slogan tees!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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©opy®igh™
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Remember the good ol' days when Pluto was still a planet?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Don't be fooled...safety pins are deadly
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Your shirt's ugly! You're shirt's having an argument!...touchee
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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It's okay...I'm reading your shirt too
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans are my form of communication
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I talk using slogans
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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T-shirt slogans: the new way to talk
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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One day, t-shirt slogans will be our form of communication
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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These days they'll print anything on t-shirts!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Do you speak T-shirt?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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You should be done reading this right about...NOW
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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You've just been voted off the island!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Yes...I AM paid to wear this
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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T-shirts agree that we should be wearing humans
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I guess my invisibility cloak isn't working...
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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If only all shirts could be as cool as this one
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Bees have knees?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Jellybeans are the beans of the devil!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Don't make me break out my mad ninja skills
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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(on back) I've got my eyes on you
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I know you're tempted to read this, but don't
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Stop destroying all our cotton-- we need it to make shirts
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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TGIT: Thank Goodness It's Threadless
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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This is my walking shirt
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Psychology reverse?
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Why are good things always in the form of calories?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Ice-cream is concentrated goodness in the form of calories
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Apparently, I've been voted off the island...again
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I properly take care of this shirt 'cause I'm a proper noun
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I know, I know...you desperately want this shirt
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt looks way better on me than on you
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Emo people are lucky...their emo hair cuts itself
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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AHH I didn't send that email to 15 people!...Shouldn't I be dead?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Under this shirt is my alter ego...No T-shirt Man!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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MURSES FOR MEN!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I can't love-- I can only not hate
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Can't everyone just be HAPPY!?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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(In eye test form) If you can read this, you don't need glasses!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'm sophisticated--I drink tea
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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(in some random place on shirt) This is good for my feng-shui
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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(on back)If this text is getting bigger, it means I'm moonwalking
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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If this text is getting bigger, you're about to run into me
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Gravity's a bully...he pushes everybody down
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Eat beavers to save the trees!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No! This shirt is NOT for sale
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Of course I'm a college grad-- paper or plastic
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Volunteering: It doesn't pay...
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Notice that this notice is not worth noticing
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Be unique...just like everybody else!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Slogan tees will make a comeback!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I will lead the slogan t-shirt revolution!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Vegetarian in the olden days used to mean "can't hunt"
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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If children are our future, how come we don't grow up to be kids?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Beggars don't fear change
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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...TAG YOUR IT!!!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I spy with my little eye...a t-shirt with a bad slogan
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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UGHHH...ANOTHER shirt with a stupid slogan on it
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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To reader: Stop violating my text! From: Shirt
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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To reader: Stop reading my shirt!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Everybody DANCE NOW!!!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No cotton plants were hurt in the making of this shirt...NOT!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Stay in skool!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Threads are OUT...Threadless is IN!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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T-shirt slogans are HAWT right now!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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T-shirt slogans are the latest and hippest new thing
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Business in the front...PARTY IN THE BACK!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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If t-shirt slogans are wrong, then I don't want to be right!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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DANCE OFF!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Wet t-shirt contest time!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Please do NOT blow my mind...it leaves a big hole
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Oh Pish Posh
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Dag Nabbit!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Aww Fiddlesticks!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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SHAZAM!!!!!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Rain rain go away...come again another day...
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I don't hate 'cause you're fat, you're fat 'cause I hate you
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Soon, there should be a stain right in this general area
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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BLAH BLAH BLAH...Don't you ever stop?!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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STAIN!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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please STOP farting in my car
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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please STOP farting in my room
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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jesus is my drug
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Right in time, right in line
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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It's time to get funky funky funky...
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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All your base are belong to us!...WHAT YOU SAY?!?!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Anyhoo.......
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Stop reading my shirt and watch where you're going!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Imagine funny and offensive racist celebrity bash here
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Imagine funny slogan here
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Now wok it out!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm hot 'cause I'm fly...You ain't 'cause you not!
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is totally jiggy with it
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Just because you drink tea DOESN'T mean you're sophisticated
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I am incapable of showing emotion :|
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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We're gonna be bestest friends
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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WWTGATD: What Would The Guys At Threadless Do?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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WWJD: What Wouldn't Jesus Do?!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I came before the chicken AND the egg
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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If only this were smellivision!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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It hurts so good...
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Chocolate moose will lead to the downfall of our civilization
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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We need some world peas up in here!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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It's time to settle this... with a chili cook-off!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm the design on Superman's pajamas
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I can get blackjack with just one card
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I can watch 60 minutes in only 59 minutes
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I've been on the other side.... the grass isn't that much greener
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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No I'm NOT lovin' it
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I've won a game of connect four in 3 moves
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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My hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Neither the chicken nor egg came first...It was I who came first!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the reason Waldo is hiding from us
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I have nightmares that my shirts will one day be made of thread
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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The boogey man checks for ME under HIS bed everynight
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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People don't suffer from insanity...they enjoy every minute of it
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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*yawn* ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz.... Happy hour=naptime when you're 70
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Cloudy Sun-days are very ironic
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I sleep in the kitchen for breakfast in bed everyday!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Nope...Suprisingly, I am NOT a famous celebrity!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm just here for the free samples
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I don't look like a senior citizen?...Just give me a discount!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Isn't there more to life than being ridiculously good looking?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Outlaws are definitely better than in-laws...outlaws are wanted
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Wait a minute...this isn't the life I ordered!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so great...that I'm jealous of myself
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm too sexy for this shirt!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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You have the devil's curly hair!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this, you're not drunk enough
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Rindonkulous!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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McDonalds+Apple=Big iMac
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Hunt down Obama! Osama '08!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If you don't believe in Gosh, you're going to heck!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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That's it! I'm calling GRANDMA!!!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If no one understands you, you're an artist
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Life's not a garden so stop being hoe!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I learned how to dance while waiting for the bathroom
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Movies should be made the length of which our bladders can hold
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I can resist absolutely anything... except temptation
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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It's hard to be humble when you're as mighty as I am
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Canadians eh do eh not eh talk eh weird eh
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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No I would NOT like fries with my order of fries!!!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If money is the root of all evil...I refuse to get a job!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If money is the root of all evil...Why do we have jobs?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If the best things in life are free...Why do we have money?
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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The best things in life are FREE...free after rebate that is...
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm so clever that I don't even understand what I'm saying!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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You don't like to sniff you own farts?... Then forget I said that
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Stop lying! EVERYONE sings in the shower!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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lol rofl botoh csl dqmot shoe house car wncielweicmejdpzka...???
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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STOP! In the name of LOVE <3<3<3
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Face it...You're the thumb I REALLY hate
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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When truly in doubt, pinkies out
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I wonder who you pray to in heaven?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Who do you pray to in heaven? The god who created God?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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America hates you foreign countries and your metric system
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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It's okay..we won't have emo bands forever...they'll be dead soon
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Please do a countdown if you're planning on farting in my car
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I died while on the computer...good thing I have a backup disk!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If I wasn't wearing this shirt, I'd be half nude
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Eye am nawt a dum blond!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Pimp slap that garden hoe!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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AHHH! The threads are coming to invade our threadless t-shirts!
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt was $15 from threadless.com
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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With this shirt, I am nude no more!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I LOVE THREADLESS!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Steal my shirt
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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No sweatshops were used in the making of this shirt
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Be more of a crybaby...it'll help you pee your pants less
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Money is the root of all things evil!
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Happiness is like a kiss...you have to share it to enjoy it
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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One of the keys to happiness is a really bad memory
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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If you die in an elevator, hope that you pushed the up button
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Umm...sure...yes...I would like fries with my order of fries
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Obey gravity! It's the law!
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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