What?! Is there something on my shirt?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is a clever distraction.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This is a clever distraction to distract you from what I just did
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is just a clever distraction, and it worked. Good day.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Clothes. They're all the rage this year.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Reality is this place I go in between dreams.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Reality is this place I go sometimes in between dreams.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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This will cost you $5.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I wear witty t-shirts that don't even exist yet.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I wear shirts that don't even exist yet.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I congratulate you, sir or madame, on your ability to read.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Free air!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Not only am I a master of suspense, but I'm
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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This would be way more awkward if this were written on my pants.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I may just be a pathological liar, but I think you're awesome!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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If all else fails, you're probably screwed.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes, I shower naked.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I might want to do my homework if they still gave me candy for it
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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This is my token witty t-shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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When you're not looking, I'm making faces at you.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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But officer, I have an artistic license!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR TOTALLY AWESOME.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm not saying I'm cool; that's your job.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Nobody ever suspects me.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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I think, therefore I is.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I have a dream! In it, something eats you.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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I have questionable morals.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I speak in tongue twisters.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I am a t-shirt. I wish to be a super hero cape someday.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am a t-shirt. I wish to someday be a cape.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I've really enjoyed this awkward meeting.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a complete stranger who wants to be your Facebook friend.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm allergic to death.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Holy pancakes, Batman!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I enjoy yelling things.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Speak nerdy to me.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Reality is nice, but I wouldn't want to live there...
of 7 votes, 43% like it
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I'm a spy!
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I'm okay with being unimpressive.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I enjoy Face-space-ering.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I am so twittering about you later.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I am so twittering about this later.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Don't bother me, I'm busy wasting my potential.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Skeptical shirt is fraught with skepticism.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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My other shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Half of what I say is meaningless.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Nerds do it more competently.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Remember: pillage, and then burn.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Angry expletives! Contemptuous remarks!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I think everybody should like everyone.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Save this planet! It's the only one with chocolate.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Life would be easier if we were gay.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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College: for the edumacated.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I must say.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I have a very photogenic memory.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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If we are what we eat, then I'm delicious.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Book Seven Spoiler: Voldemort's still a douche.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'd like to go save the world, but there's this guitar game...
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Life should come with cheat codes.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Reality tv: Ruining tv since 1992
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Does life come with cheat codes?
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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The real cause for global warming? The sun hates us.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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In my next life, can I be a wizard?
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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If we call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I'm having an 'out-of-money' experience.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Surveys show that 3 of 4 people make up 75% of the population
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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Heck is where people go when they don't believe in gosh.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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I usually don't finish what I sta
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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O, hai. I's invisable kat, on ur tea shirt, makin' peepel staire.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Bill Gates is too PC for me.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Downhill: It's how I roll.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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When you're not looking, I'm naked.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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When you're not looking, I'm invisible...
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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The real reason for the greenhouse effect? The sun hates us.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I don't know, Bill Gates is too... PC for me.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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Sometimes, I still wake up wishing I was a Power Ranger...
of 55 votes, 31% like it
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Damn inflation. (In bubble letters)
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Halt! It be the time of the hammer.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Screw this, I'm transferring to Hogwarts.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I'm allergic to dying. I break out in death when it happens.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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