That's life!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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drink: consume
imbibe
ingest
gulp
sip
lap
slurp
chug
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Sliced bread is the best thing since...
bread
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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(front) yes
(back) no
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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My eyes, my eyes!!!
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Baum chicka baum baum
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You can't make me
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Exercise your right to be silent. Please.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I'd fly
(other shirts would say "I'd be invisible.")
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My superpower: I can make you read whatever I want you to
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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will . . . not . . . die . . .
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Oh, no, you di–int!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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suck discos
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I kinda sorta maybe think that possibly I should be more decisive
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Dyslexics of America: Untie!
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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That's just gross.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Um, eww
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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It will NOT be ok in the end... I don't go for that!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Gosh golly gee willikers!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'd rather be wearing you
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Who feels like making whoopy?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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T (very large)
Putting the T back in T-shirt
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Your secret name is _______-O
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I DEMAND WORLD PEACE! (With a side of fries)
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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iEpicFail
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Specially treated shirt. In 5s your *@#% will fall off.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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please knit me a sweater
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Afflicted with chronic honesty. Go ahead, ask me how you look.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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say out loud:
supercalifragilisticexpialidotious
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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devil = lived backward
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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do you think before you talk?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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gimme some skin
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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woo-hoo
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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yee-haw
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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ya-hoo
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I need a back scratch (printed on back, of course)
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Children today! They have no one to look up to.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'd rather be in my pajamas
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Does the pope poop in the woods?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Monday
[make seven with the days of the week, like underwear]
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Don't even
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Look out. Here I come.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I love TV
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If you have to say you are, you're not.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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stop close-talking!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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if you speak in Klingon, yes, you're a nerd.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Protect your image, not your pocket!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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if you wear birth-control glasses, yes, you're a nerd.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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if you carried a banana in a holster, yes, you're a nerd
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Down with escalation!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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you're not vertically challenged. You're SHORT.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Down with verticality!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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down with war!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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i'm coming
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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what's my sign?
wrong way; go back
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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what's my sign?
no entry
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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keep talking . . . I'm listening.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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honky
cracker
whitey
paleface
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you're a vegetarian, does that mean you won't eat me?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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what's my sign?
one way (my way)
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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what's my sign?
no shirt
no shoes
no service
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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what's my sign?
no stopping
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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never "straight"; always "forward"
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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what's my sign?
both ways
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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what's my sign?
stop
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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what's my sign?
yield
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Took a mental health day. Still crazy.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Martinis are like boobs: 1 is not enough, 3 is too many
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit sed diam
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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i write, therefore you read
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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spell check isn't awl it's cracked up to bee
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Writers do it with their period
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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milk, milk
lemonade
(back) around the corner fudge is made
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Its . . .
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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What kind of a cheese shop is this?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This isn't the Spanish Inquisition
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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No pain . . . no pain.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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my safe word: Ow!!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If I don't like pie, do I still have a pie hole?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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irony (n): see irony
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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No, I DON'T want a cup of coffee!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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got batteries?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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(front) xyz pdq
(back) made you look!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Mateless socks seeking same
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Just 'cause a fool says it's raining out doesn't mean it isn't
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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nudge nudge
wink wink
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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(snicker)
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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(giggle)
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I inhabit this space
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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What's your secret name?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Remember: where ever you go there you are
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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The people have the power
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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F + F = :)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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SWF seeking same
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Last week: suit
This week: T-shirt
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Don't hate me because I'm smart
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Yay for divorce!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Just so you all know, my kids came up with a bunch of these
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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But what does it MEAN?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Look it up!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Got good grammar?
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Wanted: transitional relationship
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Says you
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If you have to say you are out loud, chances are you're not
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the mom, that's WHY
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dance like nobody is watching
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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love like you have never been hurt
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Live everyday like its your last
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Happiness is the best face lift.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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There is a light at the end of every tunnel. Pray its not a train
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Everyday is a gift, and thats why they call it the present.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm blond.
What's your excuse?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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They're greeeeeaaaaat
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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|M|U|S|I|C|
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Think Positive because the opposite of positive is negative
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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LOVE=LIFE
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Coolio!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Platty-puss
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ingredients:
100% meat
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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People who live in bouncy houses should not throw stones
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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(back) gtg
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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why . . . why. . . WHY?????
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This T-shirt dissolves in water.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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That's one doodle that can't be undid
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Who cares anyway?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Macs rule!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Go ahead, ask me for directions.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Would you like my number?
Okay, it's 6.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not here right now. Please leave a message.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Over 40 and no hill in sight
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Over 40 and over him
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Woo-hoo!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Does your face hurt?
Cuz it's killing me!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm made of meat
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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zero tolerance for idiots
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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No, not you. I'm smiling at the person behind you.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Yeah, baby, yeah!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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How much for the baby?
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Get in ma belly!!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Mmmmmm...pizza.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Mmmmm...cookies.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Mmmmm...beer.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Mmmmm.... donuts.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Good for you! You can read!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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(front) Coming
(back) Going
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Step away from the T-shirt!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You are what you eat: avoid fruits and nuts.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Never go to bed angry . . . stay up and plot your revenge.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Cancel my subscription. I'm sick of your issues.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Honk if you can read my T-shirt
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ssssshhhhh!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The girls will play while the guys go to hell
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Creep!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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(front) Sweet Dreams
(back) I'll see you in your nightmares
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Rawr! That means "I love you" in Dinosaur.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Seriously? (front)
Seriously. (back)
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Stop the cereal cycle! Just drink the milk!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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don't hate me because I have this T shirt
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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What do you care what my shirt says?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Vegetarians are just annoying
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Ba dum dum (ting!)
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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La dee da
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Taking a mental health day. What if I'm still crazy tomorrow?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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