Every $5 you don't spend is an hour you don't have to work.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
|
I've read the Bible and basically the point is, be nice.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
|
Giraffes have long necks so they can eat low flying birds.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Caught your eye has it? Cheeky. Wink Wink. Shhhh.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
Bish. Bash. Bosh.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
|
When I use 'book' in a txt mssg I mean 'Cool'.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Psst... cupcakes are yummy...pass it on...
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
you don't HAVE to grow up! Tell everyone.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
FOR SALE: plain shirt, pre-worn for that chic vintage look. $16
of 44 votes, 11% like it
|
|
I used to be just like you, with your fancy pants and stuff.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
|
You know, you can buy a plain shirt for $2 and a marker for $1.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
|
Why buy a novel when you could buy a dictionary and some darts?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
|
regardez moi je suis européen (look at me i'm european)
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
My Mum went shopping for T-shirts and all I got was this T-shirt.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
|
Oh what's the point... I get dressed every day, but why should I?
of 44 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I didn't go to school, my brain is connected to the internet.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
|
The Black Death: not as popular as it used to be.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
|
everyone likes it when umberellas turn inside out
of 44 votes, 23% like it
|
|
/TYPOGRA_PHREAK.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
|
Earn $7500/wk - sell your body as advertising space. Ask me how.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
|
doppelgangster
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
|
I've already been to Heaven. It's quite good actually.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
|
Talking to you without moving my lips, yet not a ventriloquist.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
does anyone else wish we could still wear top hats and tails?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
|
|
My favourite colour is FF099
of 44 votes, 18% like it
|
I'm pretending reality is TV.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
|
enough mind games, just love me.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
|
|
Bored? Tidy your room.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
|
Way too cool for a comedy tie.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
|
I give up on maths when they start using letters.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
|
|
somebody's soulmate
of 43 votes, 23% like it
|
I'm going to get a catscan to see if i'm claustraphobic.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
Meet me at the park. I'll be wearing a T-shirt with this on it.
of 43 votes, 37% like it
|
|
I'm not trying to be clever. or funny. or ironic. or sarcastic.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
There's no need to be rude.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
|
It's all been done before.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
|
|
give me $15 i'll tell you how to make money from your T-shirt
of 43 votes, 14% like it
|