Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmellows.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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tutu=4
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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art has no restrictions
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I recycle, I wore this shirt yesterday.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My girlfriend is the man.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I date grills, they're always hot.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If you're not living on the edge. you're taking up too much space
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Congratulations, You suck!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hurry! Send out the nerd call!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You may have a six pack, but I have a keg.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Keep your coins.
I want change.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Two guys walk into a bar. One of them should have seen it.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I'm an athlete.
I race turtles.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Ipod or EARpod?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Death is so the afterlife.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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A baby seal walks into a club. The end.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I'am so emo, my wrist cut themselves...
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Pre-School Musical
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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i'am cool, i'am hot, i'am everything your not
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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i'am not weird, i'am gifted
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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i'am strange, maybe even crazy, but there is never a dull moment
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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It's not funny until somebody gets hurt...
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I do not wear pink, I wear lightish red.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I am the scene.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Pop Rocks + Coca-Cola = DISASTER!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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English Turkey Outfitters
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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earPOD
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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tu+to=for
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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blondes have more phun
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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There is no mathmatics in love and loss.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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i'll be your PB if you will be my J
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The sword comes out after you swallow it right?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Does this shirt make me look FRAT?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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u was so ugly when u were born, they slapped adam and eve
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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leave lindsay a lohan
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I got this T-shirt for my wife. Pretty good trade, huh?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I got this T-shirt for my husband. Pretty good trade, huh?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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This slogan was stolen....
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Peace is Kid’s Stuff
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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This is a shirt with nothing on it..
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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If you fall out of that tree and break your leg,
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Scent is tied to memory, but all I can remember are farts.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not supersticious at all, knock on wood.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I've never ever ever ever ever been in denial!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I Flunked Anger Management!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I can't fix stupid.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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BORN TO BE WIERD
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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How many cans of Red Bull does it take to get to the moon?
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Lindsey is phat..
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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UR wiky wiky WIERD!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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So, if your emo, that means you can get by with a bad hair day?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Hold Up, Wait A Minute, Put A Little Love In It!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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i am very sorry, but the easy button is broken.....
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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Hey, I joined a club, it's called the Witness Protection Program.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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"Sweet Niblets!"
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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WORK BAD. VIDEO GAMES GOOD.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I was Scene before Scene was seen.....
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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SWEET PICKLES ON RYE!!!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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That Rox My Sox Off!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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