I love taking a shower in the nude
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I am not small - I am space-saving
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I know you want me - line up!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Take me drunk - I'm home
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Since I am perfect I don't need to be arrogant anymore
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I don't talk bad about people - I simply notice the facts
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I am the one you weren't allowed to play with back then
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Vegetarians eat it all up before my food can get to it
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Yes! My parents still live with me!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Fat kids are more difficult to kidnap
of 45 votes, 33% like it
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I am bored...do you have food?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Help! My neighbor lives next door!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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My hair loves partying without me during sleep
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I can drink alcohol without having fun!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Help! A hamster outsmarted me!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I used to be young and stupid, now I am old and stupid
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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The early bird is simply too lazy to sleep in
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna have butterflies in your stomach? Put maggots up your ass.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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The morning was great - till I got up
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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If you break my heart, I'll break your neck
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Even ugly pets deserve your affection
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I love kids! I simply couldn't eat a whole one!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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WAR = We Are Right
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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