Solution: Internet.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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I have been known to drink water.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm almost certain that I'm not God.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Chuck Norris divides by zero every day.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Split my infinitives!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Rhyming is easy peasy lemon piano.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I googled your mother last night.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Disney gave me unrealistic ideas about love.
of 21 votes, 62% like it
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Digital vampires byte.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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With a cup of tea in your hand, you can do anything.
Except run.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I eat, therefore I nom.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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You're not good at eye contact, are you?
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Tea Hugger
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'd eat you if I was hungry enough.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I wished for more wishes.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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[chest]
[/chest]
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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This t-shirt is a hologram.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Gravity is psychological
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I can feel the love tonight.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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A kitten is dying as you read this.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The best thing since sliced bread.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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As you read this shirt I'm reading your mind.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Tea is for winners.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I'm The Stig.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Cat x (Toast + Jam) = Anti-Gravity Device
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Photographers do it with cameras.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Scientists do it with test tubes.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Fractions speak louder than nerds.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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This is what a feminist smells like.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Livin' on the air.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Stephen Fry already knew Pluto wasn't a planet.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It feels good to be a genius.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The Game: You playing?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Mathematicians do it with digits.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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So'sYourFaceAndYourMotherAndThat'sWhatSheSaid
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Gravity is psychological.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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To be hungry is to be human.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I wrestle bears.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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You are one in 6.7 billion
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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You are one in 6,665,756,915.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Guitarists do it with picks.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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"So's your face" always works.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Your Hero
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Sexy enough for this shirt.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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All's swell that ends swell.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Warning: Likely to break out into song at any moment.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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This t-shirt is a failsafe ice-breaker.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This is just my secret identity.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I pressed the red button.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Voldemort sent me.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Geeks > Nerds
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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Drummers do it with sticks.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Poets do it with words.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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This t-shirt is invisible.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This t-shirt is a horcrux.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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