I learned to read from books.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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I feel like I've known me all my life
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Zombies! (Only for use when God gets bored)
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Friends come and go, but rockin' out lasts forever
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Imagination isn't as much fun as TV
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Typewriters are like computers for old people.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Pretending is not as fun as TV
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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A pen is like a computer for old people.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Newspapers are like websites for poor people.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I want to be buried in this shirt, just like my dad.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Superman's other name is future Jesus.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Filling a barrell with monkies is animal cruelty.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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That Picasso guy paints people all funny like.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Zombies are nature's solution to idiots.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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huked on fonics didn wrk fore mi
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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In case of a zombie attack, jog.
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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I am not a zombie, but your brain sure looks delicious.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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Actually, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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How can paper beat rock? That's logically improbable!
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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