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winkypants
aka Amanda Brown is a 30.09 year old girl, has been a member since August 15, 2007, has scored 3691 submissions, giving an average score of 2.34.
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(tor)mentor
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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Two wrongs won't make a right, but three lefts do.
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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Wireless headsets = A generation that talks to themselves
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Recycle: Eat your scabs.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Stop blaming media. YOU screwed up your kids.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I make up songs about my pets.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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My freckles have names. Ask me to list them.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Yes I'm pregnant. No, you can't touch my belly.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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ATTENTION CANNIBALS: I taste like pork. Have some bacon instead.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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STOP USING THAT TEXT MESSAGE VERNACULAR!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Just say no to system fonts.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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No one is allowed to die until Keith Richards does.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I could kill you with my bare...yeah, my bear.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I wear black to be invisible at night.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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I wear black because it matches everything I own.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Someone needs to put the fun back in funerals.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Love me, love my Jewfro.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a beauty queen.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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chubby girl
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Emo kids need to realize that Goth kids laugh at them.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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(insert pithy and self-depricating humorous words here)
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I own too many shoes.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm covered in a layer of Nerf just below my skin.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm distracted by shiny things...ooh a tin can lid!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Sticks & stones may break bones, but brass knuckles work bett
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Your vacuum sucks.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/564175/winkypants
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I greatly dislike mayonnaise, no wait...I hate it.
I always sneeze three times whenever I walk into the sunlight.
I like all things campy and novelty.
I have a sort of sick obsession with Elvira and decoupage.
I am painfully resourceful and save everything I think I may be able to use someday.
I can be very unladylike and I make up stupid songs while I do household chores.
I am easily made homesick.
I eat as much meat as I can cram in my face.
I am compulsively driven to play Bingo every Monday with the cute old ladies in orthopedic hosiery and a few choice friends who can handle the pressure.
I enjoy sewing and make a lot of my own clothes.
I can sing along to just about any song that has ever been on the radio, especially from the 80's.
I collect vintage corset advertisements from the 1880's to the 1950's.
I floss my teeth and clean my ears WAY more than normal people.
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