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I always sneeze three times whenever I walk into the sunlight. I like all things campy and novelty. I have a sort of sick obsession with Elvira and decoupage. I am painfully resourceful and save everything I think I may be able to use someday. I can be very unladylike and I make up stupid songs while I do household chores. I am easily made homesick. I eat as much meat as I can cram in my face. I am compulsively driven to play Bingo every Monday with the cute old ladies in orthopedic hosiery and a few choice friends who can handle the pressure. I enjoy sewing and make a lot of my own clothes. I can sing along to just about any song that has ever been on the radio, especially from the 80's. I collect vintage corset advertisements from the 1880's to the 1950's. I floss my teeth and clean my ears WAY more than normal people.
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