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WallisB
WallisB aka WB has been a member since August 14, 2007, has scored 288 submissions, giving an average score of 2.13, helping 11 designs get printed.
Abnormal is the new normal
of 61 votes, 25% like it
I'm perfectly ordinary
of 62 votes, 10% like it
I'm Average!
of 62 votes, 21% like it
Clinically insane
of 62 votes, 10% like it
I have a phobia of clowns
of 62 votes, 10% like it
I'm making faces behind you when you talk
of 62 votes, 23% like it
When you aren't looking, I mock you openly
of 62 votes, 15% like it
I have eyes like a cat and hawk-like reflexes
of 62 votes, 15% like it
A platypus always stands out in a crowd
of 62 votes, 11% like it
The Platypus-God's idea of a joke
of 62 votes, 10% like it
Damn! Even in the future nothing works!
of 63 votes, 14% like it
I pack a punch
of 62 votes, 8% like it
Official Government Zombie
of 63 votes, 14% like it
Thinking about food. May bite if approached.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
Fashionably late, or just late?
of 63 votes, 8% like it
Next random outburst in approximately 5 seconds
of 63 votes, 24% like it
I'm baking muffins!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
In search of the elusive giant squid
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Tiny munchkins narrate my life
of 60 votes, 13% like it
I'm part of a flash mob... everyone else is late
of 59 votes, 12% like it
I trade kidneys on the black market
of 59 votes, 12% like it
Organs for sale: 50 cents or best offer
of 59 votes, 17% like it
Aspiring pirate
of 60 votes, 18% like it
The candy man can cause he's just that good.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
Now available in colors previously unseen by the human eye!
of 60 votes, 15% like it
People who live in glass houses should wear clothes
of 58 votes, 31% like it
Nuclear Fallout Shelter
of 58 votes, 12% like it
Pirates are better at yarrrrd work
of 57 votes, 23% like it
I have no idea how I got here
of 57 votes, 21% like it
I used to steal your lunch money
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Enough with the pleasantries... Buy me food.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
And this little piggy shot the farmer on the way to market
of 56 votes, 23% like it
The third little pig should have built a bomb shelter
of 56 votes, 25% like it
Guns don't kill. Mutant ninja zombies with knives kill
of 56 votes, 23% like it
"R" movies are so overrated
of 56 votes, 32% like it
Shouldn't you be studying or something?
of 56 votes, 27% like it
Baby corn is the devil's play thing
of 56 votes, 18% like it
If You Stare At Me Long Enough, I Might Do Something Amazing.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
I wear this shirt to hide my cape and tights.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
When you aren't looking, I start to breakdance.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Backwards) Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
of 37 votes, 19% like it
Bakers have hot buns
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Cat Burglar
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Caution: Read directions before servicing this machine
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Explicit content warning
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Fight wars using the power of persuasion and fancy words
of 34 votes, 12% like it
Great taste, less filling.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
Hot surface! Handle with care!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
I commandeered your car
of 51 votes, 14% like it
I wish I had a super fancy mustache
of 37 votes, 11% like it
I'm the kid who always got out first in dodgeball
of 48 votes, 8% like it
I'm the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow
of 58 votes, 7% like it
If read, induce vomiting
of 44 votes, 9% like it
If the world's not flat, why do I always feel like I'm falling?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Let's wrestle. Right now.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Made from meat by-products
of 31 votes, 13% like it
May contain traces of peanut
of 37 votes, 22% like it
Not-so-super hero
of 35 votes, 6% like it
Notice: Damaged upon arrival
of 47 votes, 9% like it
Onions should be classified as biological warfare
of 39 votes, 15% like it
Rated "R" for explicit humor and adult situations
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Stand back! Spontaneous combustion is imminent
of 47 votes, 21% like it
The peasants are revolting!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Tofu scares me.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Warning: Always add aCiD to water
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Warning: May contain small parts
of 47 votes, 21% like it
You shattered my dreams
of 51 votes, 14% like it

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