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WallisB
aka Wallis Brozman is a 23.33 year old girl, has been a member since August 14, 2007, has scored 288 submissions, giving an average score of 2.13.
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(Backwards) Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I wish I had a super fancy mustache
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Cat Burglar
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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May contain traces of peanut
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Made from meat by-products
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Rated "R" for explicit humor and adult situations
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Explicit content warning
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Abnormal is the new normal
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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I'm perfectly ordinary
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Average!
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Clinically insane
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I have a phobia of clowns
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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I'm making faces behind you when you talk
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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When you aren't looking, I mock you openly
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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I have eyes like a cat and hawk-like reflexes
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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A platypus always stands out in a crowd
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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The Platypus-God's idea of a joke
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Damn! Even in the future nothing works!
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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I pack a punch
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Official Government Zombie
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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Thinking about food. May bite if approached.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Fashionably late, or just late?
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Next random outburst in approximately 5 seconds
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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I'm baking muffins!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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In search of the elusive giant squid
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Tiny munchkins narrate my life
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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I'm part of a flash mob... everyone else is late
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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I trade kidneys on the black market
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Organs for sale: 50 cents or best offer
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Aspiring pirate
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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The candy man can cause he's just that good.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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Now available in colors previously unseen by the human eye!
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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People who live in glass houses should wear clothes
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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Nuclear Fallout Shelter
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Pirates are better at yarrrrd work
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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I have no idea how I got here
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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I used to steal your lunch money
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Enough with the pleasantries... Buy me food.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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And this little piggy shot the farmer on the way to market
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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The third little pig should have built a bomb shelter
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Guns don't kill. Mutant ninja zombies with knives kill
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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"R" movies are so overrated
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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Shouldn't you be studying or something?
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Baby corn is the devil's play thing
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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If You Stare At Me Long Enough, I Might Do Something Amazing.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I wear this shirt to hide my cape and tights.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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When you aren't looking, I start to breakdance.
of 48 votes, 40% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Bakers have hot buns
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Caution: Read directions before servicing this machine
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Fight wars using the power of persuasion and fancy words
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Great taste, less filling.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Hot surface! Handle with care!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I commandeered your car
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the kid who always got out first in dodgeball
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I'm the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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If read, induce vomiting
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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If the world's not flat, why do I always feel like I'm falling?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Let's wrestle. Right now.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Not-so-super hero
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Notice: Damaged upon arrival
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Onions should be classified as biological warfare
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Stand back! Spontaneous combustion is imminent
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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The peasants are revolting!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Tofu scares me.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Warning: Always add aCiD to water
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Warning: May contain small parts
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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You shattered my dreams
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/563298/WallisB
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Wallis is a severe Threadless addict and regularly attends meetings of Threadless Anonymous to try and combat the ever-losing battle against her growing pile of t-shirts.
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