I have a lot of vintage books- some in better shape than others- and I'm curious about what folks do with their older dust jackets. Like do you keep brittle, less-than-mint jackets on the books, or store them separately? I was reticent to ask, since I don't want the news that I know how to read to get out. So shh.

ps - Har har har! Tweed book jacket, he says! What an hilarious intellectual joke. I just so happen to be tossing around some interesting concepts for foldable school textbook covers, actually. And when they come out, we're all going back to school, just for fun!

they're so old, and clearly no longer in the running. you're just wasting your time!

go outside! fly a kite! have a picnic! write a poem! sculpt! paint! create! tell the one you love that you're nothing without 'em!

just don't vote on my slogans.

or the video. what the heck?

I've been thinking of writing a story about an ordinary farm boy on some distant planet who one day realizes that he has special powers and joins forces with a renegade group of do-gooders to battle an evil kingdom in the stars. Also there might be a richly veiled incestuous subplot that only I know about. I'm calling it "Battle Across the Galaxy" for now, until I can think up a better name.

I'm having trouble with this one. Can I copy off your paper?

when you're young and in love and all just seems right in the world, every day is Spacesick Day

is Spacesick Day a national holiday in your country?

what are you going to do for Spacesick Day?

are you going on vacation?

I hear it's one of the busiest travel days of the year

what's your favorite Spacesick Day song?

is it spelled "Spacesicks Day" or "Spacesicks' Day?"

I dunno lemme check the official site

do you get off for Spacesick Day?

did you read that last question as something dirty?

I'm inviting some friends over for a barbecue

and to watch the big game

and by "the big game" I mean Angels in the Outfield

call ahead if you want to come over, so I know I brought up enough chairs!

Wiggity wack sketch for the Throwback challenge. Maybe paleontologists are digging up and dusting off this guy's bones. Or maybe some crazy museum curator set him up this way. Or maybe he should just be playing an electric guitar while big-tittied bikini-clad beach babes hang onto his rad skateboard for dear life. Or maybe I should forget about it and get back to doing real work. You never can tell with these things.

But I think we should all probably listen to Meat Loaf sing the gnarly Thrashin theme song in the meantime. Gleam that cube, Rexy!

How awesome would this son of a gun look on a turquoise American Apparel zip-up hoodie? On a scale of 8-10. I mean just imagine yourself taking this baby for a test drive... You would be the coolest looking kid on the block/on campus/at your shitty job that you had to drive to in the rain and SLEET even though it was 70 fucking degrees last week I mean come ON WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER LATELY?!



What was I talking about? Oh yeah! This would be a perfect hoodie print. What other designs do you desperately want on a hoodie? I care!

Thanks, guys! :D I'm happier than a clam named sam. Let's jam!

And what's bonkers is that it had my lowest number of votes ever.

Woo! Thanks, guys! You rock! :D I sleep now.