or tricks or programs to make the transition easier? its native resolution is 1920 x 1080, and that's as crisp as can be. I'd like to run at 1600 x 900, but text looks all jumbled. I don't know if I can fix it.

it's a fucking monster. I'm used to a regular old 17'' monitor. if all else fails, I may need to gather a ragtag group of wizards and warriors to journey with me into the heart of darkness and slay it.

they're so old, and clearly no longer in the running. you're just wasting your time!

go outside! fly a kite! have a picnic! write a poem! sculpt! paint! create! tell the one you love that you're nothing without 'em!

just don't vote on my slogans.

I've been thinking of writing a story about an ordinary farm boy on some distant planet who one day realizes that he has special powers and joins forces with a renegade group of do-gooders to battle an evil kingdom in the stars. Also there might be a richly veiled incestuous subplot that only I know about. I'm calling it "Battle Across the Galaxy" for now, until I can think up a better name.

when you're young and in love and all just seems right in the world, every day is Spacesick Day

is Spacesick Day a national holiday in your country?

what are you going to do for Spacesick Day?

are you going on vacation?

I hear it's one of the busiest travel days of the year

what's your favorite Spacesick Day song?

is it spelled "Spacesicks Day" or "Spacesicks' Day?"

I dunno lemme check the official site

do you get off for Spacesick Day?

did you read that last question as something dirty?

I'm inviting some friends over for a barbecue

and to watch the big game

and by "the big game" I mean Angels in the Outfield

call ahead if you want to come over, so I know I brought up enough chairs!

Wiggity wack sketch for the Throwback challenge. Maybe paleontologists are digging up and dusting off this guy's bones. Or maybe some crazy museum curator set him up this way. Or maybe he should just be playing an electric guitar while big-tittied bikini-clad beach babes hang onto his rad skateboard for dear life. Or maybe I should forget about it and get back to doing real work. You never can tell with these things.

But I think we should all probably listen to Meat Loaf sing the gnarly Thrashin theme song in the meantime. Gleam that cube, Rexy!

How awesome would this son of a gun look on a turquoise American Apparel zip-up hoodie? On a scale of 8-10. I mean just imagine yourself taking this baby for a test drive... You would be the coolest looking kid on the block/on campus/at your shitty job that you had to drive to in the rain and SLEET even though it was 70 fucking degrees last week I mean come ON WHAT IS WITH THIS WEATHER LATELY?!



What was I talking about? Oh yeah! This would be a perfect hoodie print. What other designs do you desperately want on a hoodie? I care!

Thanks, guys! :D I'm happier than a clam named sam. Let's jam!

And what's bonkers is that it had my lowest number of votes ever.

Woo! Thanks, guys! You rock! :D I sleep now.

Woohoo! It's up! :D Vote and leave a comment for your old friend spacesick if you like it!

Hey guys! This coloring contest was so much fun! (Check out the rest of the non-Threadless entries on flickr if you haven't already) I can't wait to hold another one.

Judging was hard. :( I wish everyone could have gotten a prize. In a perfect world, everyone would! But this isn't a perfect world, sadly. This is Valhalla, heavenly resting place for those brave warriors who have honorably faced a bloody death in battle- all in the name of Crom. No wait... I was thinking of something else. Anyway, why don't we throw another $100 in bonus Gift Certificates into the mix just for funsies, so 4 more people get a chance to win?! :D Never let anyone tell you that Spacesick doesn't care. On with the prizes!



A fantabulous $25 GC Prize goes to nikolina100's dessert Wereburger™ for watering the mouths of she-wolves everywhere. What a creampuff!





Another $25 GC Prize goes to Santo76 for hitting me where I live- the 80s- and coming up with a beautifully shaded Wereburger™ that's sure to give any curious onlookers a debilitating case of Wolf Fever. Awrooo!





A $25 GC goes to avalanche lily, ytfelmi, and Madame L'espace, because only a monster could not be swayed by the innocent wonder of a child's imagination. Plus if you chicks don't use these Gift Certificates to buy your kids something, I'm coming after you.








One more $25 GC Prize goes to sleepyfeet for her Wereburger™ plushie. Don't you just wanna hug it and squeeze it until ITS LITTLE EYES POP OUT?! AGHHHHHHHH!





A negative $25 GC Prize goes to Jublin for Most Handsomest. Let's hear it for the boy!





A much deserved $50 GC goes to the talented Rodrigo Aviles, whose regal, painterly Wereburger™ knocked me on my seat. Check those colors out! :D





And the $100 Grand Prize goes to urbffjill, whose timely and creative entry (just 33 minutes into the contest) had me in stitches. I mean I laughed so hard when I saw it that Mr. Pibb shot out of my nose. And they don't even make that anymore! +10 points for using Play Doh instead of actual mustard. Mustard grosses me the eff out.



Let's hear it for the lucky winners, and EVERYONE here for participating! I hope you had fun. Remember, there's always next time! It was a pleasure spending all my store credit from Baron VonFunburger's® Haunted Castle Cavalcade on you guys. Let's do it again real soon! :D

Winners, don't forget to send me an email to spacesick1 [at] yahoo [dot] com so you can collect your prizes! You've still got time to use your GCs for the Summer Heatwave Sale.



By the way, everyone, pick up your copy of Baron VonFunburger's® Haunted Castle Cavalcade if you're interested! It looks like they're almost about to sell out of fat people sizes. Good thing I already bought mine! *starts to do sit-ups but gets distracted by the twinkly sound of a nearby ice cream truck*