I'd feel less dirty if I thought I was a test tube baby."
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I thought it would be over when the fat lady sang"
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Now that I have your attention"
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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for a good time defenestrate me"
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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You can't be defenestrated for peeping."
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When opportunity knocks I am outback taking out the trash.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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fluent in nine languages during R.E.M. sleep
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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A E I O U & sometimes Y
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Paris Hilton's New BFF"
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The person behind this just farted."
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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kiss me if I am wrong but is your name _____?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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put me on head first
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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i'll be your pillow if you be my blanket
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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i'll be your blanket if you be my pillow
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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will put out for great sex
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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because i'm easy and you don't want to die a virgin
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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who needs commitment when there are friends with benefits?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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two in one shirt is not better than one in your hand
of 48 votes, 0% like it
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read carefully before removing
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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tis better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Is chest singular or plural?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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feminism rules winter, it shrinks men and enlarges women.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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i want to be a wit; father says i'm half way there
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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my mom came out of the closet and all i got was this lousy tshirt
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Man hugs remind me of burping babies.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Skepticism is a virtue;
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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