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penguin89
penguin89 aka Ben Schultz is a 20.44 year old boy, has been a member since August 29, 2004, has scored 17752 submissions, giving an average score of 0.94.
Everyone hates New Jersey
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I can feel my pants
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Lefties are weird
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Russian midgets do it with whips
of 218 votes, 15% like it
Armies of one are seriously fucked.
of 134 votes, 25% like it
Stealing Candy From A Baby Is Damn Hard!
of 198 votes, 24% like it
I'm a gansta on the internet.
of 383 votes, 17% like it
If you cant kill it, it aint worth eatin
of 355 votes, 15% like it
I'm smarter than you look
of 419 votes, 24% like it
Dictators make things easy
of 422 votes, 23% like it
I'm on fire.
of 413 votes, 19% like it
So Many Copyrights So Little Time
of 384 votes, 16% like it
Princess Leia is so hot
of 680 votes, 15% like it
Ha! You and your morals!
of 506 votes, 25% like it
that was uncalled for
of 431 votes, 21% like it
I don't steal music. I pirate it.
of 484 votes, 29% like it
Post-Fetus
of 453 votes, 18% like it
I was born in the 1900s
of 448 votes, 26% like it
My other president is Mexican
of 381 votes, 14% like it
</hate>
of 459 votes, 21% like it
Just keep walking
of 471 votes, 16% like it
Please read this out loud, idiot!
of 409 votes, 15% like it
I lick rocks
of 405 votes, 17% like it
oranges make me happy inside
of 443 votes, 21% like it
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All about me
I have little to no artistic ability. I live in western New York and am attending Syracuse University for Film Art/Drama. I enjoy Threadless, Facebook, movies, music, television and just chillaxin'. I don't enjoy eating garbage or living underwater but then who does?

Go Orange!