Omair was charged with rape but was soon acquitted when the semen stains turned out to be glitter glue. The man enjoys his arts and crafts and sleeping women.

I had sexual relations with a bagel.

oh, you know, same old, same old.

wb.

so nothing's changed, huh?

subs are getting like 600 votes sometimes, haha. and scores are, on average, higher than usual (oh jeez, I guess that makes my low scores that much worse), but...the same level of awesomeness still exists, if not even more, than when you left

Crackers. There's so many types these days.


I am still in my journey to find a way to grow potatoes with cheese and bacon inside.

anything better with critiques?

and that sounds like a fruitful endeavor, moose. if you succeed give me some seeds. or w.e potatoes grow from.

I think they grow from baby toes, but I will hook you up once I get it all straight.

like human babies?
or potato babies.


either way is cool with me. can you make a flower who's nectar is sour cream and butter?
and maybe make the leaf of the potato green onions?