I hate work. I mean I love the money and all but I'm sick of these annoying little customers that act as if the store is their own personal closet. It probably makes me sound even more like a hipster that I work there but for goodness sake everyone is a hipster in their own way. So bug off.

I think one upside of working at urban is the increase of customers wearing Threadless tees. I have to admit I get all giddy and sneak up on them and squeal "I Love Threadless." Their responses are always amazing.

Downside: standing on my feet for 8 hours directing people to an obvious sale section and to fitting rooms that can be discovered by a child.

Save me? I'll be nice.