I Follow NY (follow is shaped like a heart)
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I fought off swine flew before getting out of bed this morning.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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^dog.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog(belt print)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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were does the general put his army's?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Is sick of all this non-sense… gerbil ninja toaster
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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2good4u
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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keeping^with the moon
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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finding serenity
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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3:14AM aint got nothing on me
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Pseudo workoholic
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I rode my bicycle to work today
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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!#@%^&*
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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lol. irregular comedian. lol
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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!@#$%^&*ing Awesome!!!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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what do we know about partying or anything else?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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You know what I hate about this town? All the damn vampires!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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-Lush-
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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-slut-
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'll punch a donkey in the neck
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I will punch a donkey in the neck
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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-gibberish- language of choice when speaking to myself
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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very important person with a pass to prove it
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I have a rubber chicken and know how to use it!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Ducky, Ducky and the hard-time hippos
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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live tonight
Ducky, Ducky and the hard-time hippos!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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In search of Staggering genius or graceful luck.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Chillin’ deep with the gnomes
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I have no room in my life for grumpy old naysayers.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I turn into a pumpkin tonight at midnight.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm sick of all this non-sense… gerbil ninja toaster.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I climbed a tree before work today
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Crack
is
whack
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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when I see the word recession the word recess is all I see
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I am the quick red fox that jumps over the lazy brown dog.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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In Search of Meaningful Overnight Relationships.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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impatient young grasshopper coming thew
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Do you know about MADERDADDY'S?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Ask me about ^dog
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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What say we run this city tonight
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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this is a Madder Daddy
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Ask me about UP DOG.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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ask me about "UP DOG"
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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