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alilyamongthorns
alilyamongthorns aka bec is a 20.33 year old girl, has been a member since August 6, 2007, has scored 39 submissions, giving an average score of 2.90.
URL: http://www.alilyamongthorns.etsy.com
Old. Alone. Done for.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I’ve seen squirrels with better musculature.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
it is impossible to live at peace with those we regard as damned
of 52 votes, 15% like it
...and may you always chose the stall with toilet paper
of 56 votes, 14% like it
I always check for intruders behind a closed shower curtain.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
I often wake up trying to do something I was doing in my dream.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
I have tried to turn off the lights from bed using The Force.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
Holding out for Mr. Darcy.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
...and this is why I hate people
of 55 votes, 7% like it
If Danny Phantom was a person, I’d do him.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
Zombie Response Team
of 54 votes, 24% like it
I don’t care how comfortable crocs are, you look like an idiot.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
PREVIOUS EDITION OF THIS FORM IS OBSOLETE
of 55 votes, 4% like it
in the worst way
of 55 votes, 5% like it
I see DEAD people. 57005
of 55 votes, 4% like it
I'm nice. It's my violin you have to watch out for.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
Sometimes violence IS the answer.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
Voldemort kills Harry’s parents.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
If you speak to me, I’ll probably make fun of you.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
How does it feel to be assumed a spherical mass?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
I have met chunks of cheese with plans more cunning than yours.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
All generalizations are
of 49 votes, 16% like it
Indigo is a fruit?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
Kiss me. I live in a tree.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Truth is a bundle of vicious lies tied together and sterilized.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
Envision whorled peas.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Are we alone?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Save the cows, eat a vegetarian.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
Save the trees, eat a beaver.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
We are a piece of the universe that has become self-aware.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I’m exploding inside.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
Imitation
of 49 votes, 6% like it
Yeah I’m stupid. Stupid like a fox.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
for no apparent reason
of 49 votes, 8% like it
omniscient burritos
of 48 votes, 10% like it
O happy dagger!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
aurora borealis
of 49 votes, 10% like it
schwarzschild radius
of 48 votes, 4% like it
Second-hand smoking? This way please.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
Kiss me. I’m desperate.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Smile! you have teeth.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
The bumblebee doesn’t know it shouldn’t be able to fly.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
I don't have to be careful. I've got a gun!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
I've had a perfectly wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
Time tells the truth.
of 51 votes, 4% like it
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
Star Near Earth Could Explode Like Giant Supernova
of 51 votes, 6% like it
Until the bitter end.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
We were all wondering about you.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
You fool no one.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
stop breathing on me.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
It's ok to laugh at other's misfortunes. I do it all the time.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
imbecile.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
it tastes like burning.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
to destroy you is no loss
of 51 votes, 2% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
always winter but never Christmas
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Apples to Apples is the best game ever invented.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
asylum escapee
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Because I picked a major I like, I will probably end up in a box.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in men.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Douglas Adams-there’s a frood who really knows where his towel is
of 54 votes, 17% like it
Dumbledore’s Army
of 54 votes, 22% like it
Go home. You’re depriving your village of its idiot.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Grendel’s da man! Kind of.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
Hello Kitty band-aids make me want to cut myself.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Huck Farvard.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
I can’t see my forehead!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I freaking LOVE clementines.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
I have immortal longings in me.
of 37 votes, 0% like it
I have tried in my way to be free.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
I hide under a rock when I think of some of the people I dated.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
I learned everything I know from Calvin & Hobbes.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
I never stop thinking about myself.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
I pass Facebook friends awkwardly without saying anything.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
I wonder how Hello Kitty eats…
of 53 votes, 13% like it
I'd tell you I love you, but then I'd have to kill you.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
I'm reading... go away.
of 41 votes, 2% like it
I’m a fermata. Hold me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
I’m blind without my contacts/glasses.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
I’m not okay with having masochistic sex with monkeys!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
JUST SING
of 53 votes, 11% like it
Legos: the building blocks of life.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
Oh Adam Burbank Lazzara, wrap me in your mike.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
Out of sight, out of mind.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Pink is by far the best Starburst color.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
Real friends kill friends who become zombies.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
Rule #76 NO EXCUSES, PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
Screw this, I’m transferring to Hogwarts.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
Shia LaBeouf... I loved him before you.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
Silly rabbit, trix are for kids.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Two lefts don't make a right but three do.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
we will go • nowhere we know • we don’t have to talk at all
of 51 votes, 8% like it
Well I think it’s Hella Cool. And you guys need boyfriends!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Why do you always assume everyone’s talking about you?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
you smell like dead bunnies.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BETCH!” Mrs. Weasley Fan
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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