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Jack31081
aka Jack Anderson is a 28.18 year old boy, has been a member since August 4, 2007, has scored 483 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93.
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Who puts a cradle in a tree anyway?
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Paper doesn't ACTUALLY beat rock
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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People say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn't.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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Windowless van...free candy. Decisions, decisions.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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My heart's in the right place. Otherwise I'd be dead.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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Time travel was SO next century
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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con-de-scend -verb 1. Do I need to spell it out for you?
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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Breakfast: It's not just for breakfast anymore
of 55 votes, 33% like it
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That's not how Egyptians walked...
of 60 votes, 35% like it
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My name would make a killing in Scrabble.
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Why does free candy always belong to strangers?
of 63 votes, 48% like it
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Well dressed bears are the picnic basket's only natural enemy
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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I don't know how Old MacDonald got any sleep with all that noise.
of 57 votes, 33% like it
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I'm filled with emoticon.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Everyone has a spark of insanity. I've got a flamethrower.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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Despite what you've heard, never bring paper to a rock fight
of 67 votes, 46% like it
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If there's a zombie behind me, blink twice.
of 61 votes, 34% like it
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Pluto will always be my ninth planet
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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Vampires are people too. Undead, pale, narcissistic people.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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If there's an evil robot behind me, blink twice.
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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All work and no play makes Jack middle management
of 58 votes, 36% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
'Nothing' doesn't rhyme with 'Orange'
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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99 red balloons is way too many. Even for a party.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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A day late and a time machine short
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Always a bridesmaid, never the DJ
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Are eggs good or bad for me today?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Article adjective noun verb preposition noun. Interjection!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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CAUTION: Do not wear while folded
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Even when I'm not angry I say things I don't mean
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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Everyone would be happier if Santa gave 110%
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to heart problems.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Help stop the abuse of apostrophe's.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Horses never vote 'yay'.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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I am a morning person. I'm just in the wrong time zone.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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I can leap tall lego buildings in a single bound.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I don't cry over spilled milk because I'm lactose intolerant
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I wanna rock and roll all night, and then take a nap.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a pi-list celebrity [USE PI SYMBOL]
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a social caterpillar
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I'm checking you out while you read this.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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I'm decidedly ambivalent about this.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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I'm only outside because I've finished the internet.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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If a tree falls, and no one's around, does he call 9-1-1?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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If you weren't head over heels, you'd be upside down.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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In cyberspace, no one can hear you scheme
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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In the wild, rock beats paper
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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It's never too late to be on time.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus saves by clipping coupons
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Life's not fair. Unless you're a carny.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Money can't buy everything. Credit can.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Money can't buy everything. That's where credit cards come in.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My compatriots vituperate my catachresis of the thesaurus
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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My heart's in the right place. Otherwise I'd be dead.
of 61 votes, 59% like it
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My youth taught me to never trust rabbits, ducks and roadrunners
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Now is the winter of our discothèque
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Old McDonald had insomnia.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Photoshop is cheaper than plastic surgery. Barely.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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Save on shampoo. Don't 'repeat'.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Some people say nothing rhymes with orange. It doesn't.
of 63 votes, 56% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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