kevace
aka Kevin is a 28.17 year old boy, has been a member since August 3, 2007, has scored 134 submissions, giving an average score of 1.76.
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Everyone must wash their hands before returning to life.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Ooh, baby, I love Yahweh.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Your = Possessive. You're = You are.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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If you could save your game? Bionic Commando > Contra.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My hotel in London was so cheap, I paid in ounces.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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If I was the problem I was certainly never going to admit it.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I have not yet begun to defile myself.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I don’t care what Jim says – that is not the real Ben Franklin
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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None of them could see the color of the sky
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(On back) ...cause we danced on the floor in the round...
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Butterface!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Coupons on yogurt lids have been licked.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Floyd Nimrod '08. Laziness. Thievery.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I defeated the Swordmaster of Melee Island
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I defeated the Swordmaster of Melee Island!!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I have mad Burrito Management Skills.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I have made BMS - Burrito Management Skills.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I love inside jokes, I’d love to be apart of one someday
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm afraid of Virgina Woolf! Me!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm equipped with the Masmune.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I’ll smack you in the mouth, I’m Neil Diamond
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I’m comforted that I’m not a golem
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Make food, not war
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Nurse, I spy gypsies! Run!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Sine! Sine! Cosine, Sine! 3.14159!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Some shampoos look too much like semen.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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We are all made of Baseball Stars.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your disciples are riddled with metaphors
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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