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Nymphadora
aka Elaine has been a member since August 3, 2007, has scored 315 submissions, giving an average score of 3.11.
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procrastination nation: the state of being late
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I Derail Trains of Thought
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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There's no I in TEAM but there is an M and an E
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Nashunal Speling Be Winnuhr
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Alligator: America's version of the Crocodile
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Air: A nutritious substance with zero calories.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Porcupine: The cactus of the animal kingdom.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Live like your life depends on it!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I say "sorry" too often (sorry about that)
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Children: one part joy, one part guerilla warfare
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I refuse to eat anything that has not danced on TV
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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If I had a million dollars, I'd still wear this shirt
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Mary had a little lamb, a little pork, a little ham...
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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Garden of Eden in Palinrome-Land: "Madam, I'm Adam"
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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It's rude to masticate with your mouth open
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Sometimes I dream of being an insomniac
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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I am extraordinary if you ever get to know me
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Vegetarians eat animal crackers
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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Is there a difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Parachute for sale. Never opened. Used once - small stain.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Trees bark at me
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I sleep better at night knowing that scientists can clone sheep.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Living is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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P.S. - This is what the alphabet would look like without Q and R
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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There are only two kinds of men: the dead and the deadly
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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The fastest way to a man's heart is straight through his ribcage.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Their over they're, trying to teach there children grammar.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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The Little Next-Gen Who Could
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A good man doesn't just happen. He has to be created by women.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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A stitch in time saves Meg Murry
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Eat, drink, and breathe like your life depends on it!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I am usually very decisive in a certain-ish sort of way (I think)
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I save spiders
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I tried reading between the lines but you wrote in plaid
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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It's not the men in my life that count; it's the life in my men
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Lollipop of Death
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Music is not my whole life - it just makes my life whole
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence (I'm intoxicated)
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Slang: The grunt of the human hog (Pignoramus intolerabilis)
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Someday I WILL be a rocket scientist
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Today is my lucky day.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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what would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/556862/Nymphadora
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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