I was a dinosaur in my past life
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I can't spell pterodactyl. It's on my shirt so I remember.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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In my past life I was a dinosaur
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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She slit the sheets, the sheets she slit. (Say that 10x fast)
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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U+Me=<3
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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La la land.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'm with that guy you think is cute.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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<(^^)>
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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[Free Hugs]
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Good Sweet Mike!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Holy Cow.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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(BRACKET)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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"And then there was light"
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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pPod?
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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iFight
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Performance Enhancer
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Yes, I got to live in the 1900's. (1990)
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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70's lover
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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80's Fiend
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Beware: I may break into song.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, those summer nights.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I G2G ttyl <3
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I said "LOL" out loud.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Ctrl C + Ctrl V
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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iCHOOSE
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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iEAT(unlike some people)
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Once upon a time...I forgot.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Is that brail, or just your pimples?
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Welcome to your nightmare :)
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I prefer skinny boys.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Wingardium Leviosa. (That means float...DUH!)
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Live, Laugh,Watch cartoons. Oh yeah, and love.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt belongs my twin Aunt.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Will impersonate your mom for food.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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*wink wink, nudge nudge, elbow elbow*
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Story of my life? You.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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^This one's a catch. Trust the tee-shirt.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Mie 3 yeer old sisster mayd this 4 mee. Mom mayd mee ware it.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I wrote this myself.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I dreamt that you were dead. Crap.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Ron has 421,697 freckles.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I play wizard's chess.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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If you can read this, I'm invisible.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If you're reading this... stop.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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[Insert Lame Slogan]
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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I'm awesome, I'll live until I die.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Oh, $#*@ <--- That means caterpillar.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Where was your dad last night? *wink wink*
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Forget brains, I have HUGE...eyes.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Holy, Bob Saget!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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When I grow down, I want to be you!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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If you're cute say "Hi, here's my phone number"
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I am who you were yesterday minus Friday's rainstorm.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I was eaten by a keebler elf, and all I got was this tee-shirt
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Hi, my name is Bob backwards.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I can't spell pterodactyl. So it's on my shirt so I remember.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I will breakdance for bling, yo.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I think you forget that I'm all powerful.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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You be trippin? Here I'll tie your shoe!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Can't face me? Turn around.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Can't stand me? Sit down.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Hai, i TaLk lyke a kewl kydd
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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www.whyareyoulookingdownhere.com
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I wonder if you know you have something on your face?
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I sthi stee shir thard 2r ead ?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I can't wait for you to be done talking.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Welcome to my Bubble!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Remember when I wore that? (LAST YEAR?)
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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