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bygrinstow
aka Jon aka Jon aka Jon is a 41.11 year old boy, has been a member since July 30, 2007, has scored 1550 submissions, giving an average score of 2.04.
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Getting Picked Last In Dodgeball Means More Time To Strategize...
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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WARNING: I Throw Rocks. Unless I Think You'll Throw Scissors.
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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My Robot Body Is In The Shop - This Is Just A Loaner.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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I Lost My Street Cred in The Crash.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Pessimists And Optimists Agree: I'm Full Of It.
of 39 votes, 49% like it
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Personality Tests Confirm I'm OMFG.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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We Live, We Learn, We're Warped For Life By Following A Bad Link.
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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Haystacks Are Big, and Needles Are Cheap. Just Let it Go.
of 58 votes, 76% like it
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I Left A Face Print On The Window of Opportunity.
of 44 votes, 57% like it
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Onomatopoeia: Easier Done, Than Said.
of 60 votes, 62% like it
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I'm So Sexy, I Can Turn On A Dime.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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It Takes the Village People To Raise A Roof.
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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Chickens Cross Roads To Escape People Questioning Their Motives.
of 84 votes, 73% like it
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If You're Happy and You're Zen, Clap One Hand.
of 84 votes, 58% like it
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I'm Still Waiting for After School to Get Special.
of 65 votes, 57% like it
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Chocolate is worth the weight.
of 80 votes, 59% like it
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I'm slipping in and out of conscientiousness...
of 70 votes, 51% like it
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'Sleep keeps you alert,' said the monsters under my bed....
of 79 votes, 58% like it
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Having Eyes in the Back of My Head Would Ruin My Hair Style.
of 98 votes, 63% like it
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I <3 Not Understanding Emoticons.
of 71 votes, 58% like it
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As Electronics Get Smaller, I Pretend I'm Getting Bigger.
of 86 votes, 66% like it
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Whitening Strips Do Nothing For My Bluetooth.
of 75 votes, 63% like it
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I Prefer to be Closer to Bacon than Six Degrees of Separation.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
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Imagine me, a Ninja Pirate, riding atop a zombie unicorn....
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Everything is Exciting With a Countdown.
of 113 votes, 79% like it
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Cannibalism? Not If I Were The Last Person On Earth!
of 93 votes, 51% like it
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Quietly Impressed That You're Resisting My Epic Charms.
of 83 votes, 40% like it
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Whore you to say apostrophes are essential?
of 113 votes, 72% like it
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My Productivity Is Determined By What's On The Internet Right Now
of 98 votes, 62% like it
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Sole Result of My Genetic Experiments: The Cat Has My Tongue.
of 80 votes, 43% like it
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Even Sleeping Dogs Should Tell The Truth.
of 89 votes, 65% like it
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Kilts Simply Skirt the Issue.
of 89 votes, 49% like it
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My Alchemy Experiment Went Over Like a Gold Balloon. So, YAY!
of 62 votes, 34% like it
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Will Trade Perfected Non-Materialism for $10,000,000
of 74 votes, 45% like it
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My Ideal Hybrid Vehicle Would Be A Chimera.
of 87 votes, 56% like it
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Instant Deja Vu... Just Ad Nauseum
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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My Theme Song Rocks Harder Than Yours
of 92 votes, 59% like it
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I heard someone stole your thunder.
of 73 votes, 52% like it
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Stand Back! It's time for my solo...
of 81 votes, 48% like it
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In the movie of your life, I have a walk-on part.
of 82 votes, 56% like it
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And also I'm redundant, too.
of 101 votes, 51% like it
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All things being equal makes algebra easy.
of 111 votes, 66% like it
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Awkward
(lots of space)
Pause.
of 97 votes, 54% like it
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I cheer for the referees.
of 86 votes, 48% like it
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Have I been authorized to question authority...?
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day....
of 99 votes, 69% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Buddy": Taking credit for your good jobs since 1984.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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'No News is Good News' Explains Why I Don't Watch the News.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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31 Courses Later, I'm a Rocky Road Scholar...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Actually, I Get a Kick Out of Restless Leg Syndrome.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Zombie Hunter packin' an AK-47...
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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Cannibalism?! Not If I Were The Last Zombie On Earth!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Does This Extra Weight Make Me Look Fat?
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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Double Speak Never Gets Not Young
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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Dude, I'll Decide When To Stop Saying 'Dude', Dude.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Fire Crackers: Not As Tasty As They Are Dangerous
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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Hope Keeps Me Going (so does digestion)
of 78 votes, 42% like it
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I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, Able to Speak Legalese...
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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I Flushed My Pet Alligator, And It Came Back To Bite Me...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I grew up reading comic books. Well, got older, anyway...
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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I Grew Up Watching Cartoons. Well, Got Older, Anyway....
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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I Just Checked Over The Sun... Nothing New There Either...
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I Once Had A Conniption Fit, But Often They're Too Snug...
of 39 votes, 38% like it
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I Still Prefer Air Travel -- Captain! Ready My Cannon!
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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I Thought I Was a Kleptofanatic, But I'll Take Your Word For It.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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I'm Famous On That Internet Site You Never Visit.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Proudest of My Self-Depreciation.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Let Me Be The First To Say 'Gralmufabits!'
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Mistakes are messed up.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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My Dream Car is a Giant Flower.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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My Physical Manifestation is Immaterial.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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Official 'Official Spokesperson' Spokesperson.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Official Spokesperson of Me
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Official woodchuck chucked wood counter.
of 74 votes, 36% like it
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Remember The Last Time You Couldn't Stop Laughing.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Scars: The Original Tattoos.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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See Previous Shirt for More Details...
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Shhh... I'm sleeping off my insomnia...
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Snowmen Give Zombies a Brain Freeze.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Someone Pulled The Plug On My Bright Idea.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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The bench is a position, right?
of 73 votes, 52% like it
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The Devil's in the details? Good thing I'm oblivious....
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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The Light Bulb Was Invented By a Guy With a Torch Over His Head.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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The shirt you were hoping to read is over there...
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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The voices are busy talking to my other personality....
of 53 votes, 45% like it
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Today is the last day of your life so far...
of 81 votes, 48% like it
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Toe socks discriminate against the inbred.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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What goes around, gets dizzy.
of 85 votes, 49% like it
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Would an Eskimo Give a Zombie a Brain Freeze?
of 77 votes, 55% like it
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You mean a ball game comes with this hot dog?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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You take the high road / I'll take a taxi...
of 68 votes, 56% like it
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