Current #1 Recent Slogan:
• Haystacks Are Big, and Needles Are Cheap. Just Let it Go.

Runner's Up:
• Onomatopoeia: Easier Done, Than Said.
• We Live, We Learn, We're Warped For Life By Following A Bad Link.
• I Left A Face Print On The Window of Opportunity.


Honorable Mention:
• Getting Picked Last In Dodgeball Means More Time To Strategize...

Thanks for reading. : )

I want this shirt.
My wife wants this shirt.
Also, I want this shirt.

Threadstaff: Tuck a couple behind the potted plant to "discover" later when we can place an order... 'k?

...only insofar as she resembles Tiny Fey.

There. I said it.

Mine are currently pointy!




What about yours?

We've seen blogs about what goes wrong with slogans. And there are slogan makers' groups, but they get a little watered down with socializing (I still love them, btw).

I want a blog about the essential tips and tricks to honing a slogan to it's natural perfection.

If such a thing is possible...

But we can at least take a stab at pointing our brains in the right direction. While trying not to hurt ourselves on the pointy, stabby thing...

Post something that helps you in that direction and if we can get an 'I second that' then it goes up here.

(And of course there are exceptions. Shorter is generally better, but obviously if your topic is 'long-windedness', then you may be better off being overly wordy.)

Here's what I'm suggesting to start the list, but it'll take a 'second' to stay....

• Shorter and/or less-wordy is better.
• The operative word should come as close to the end as possible.
• It should tread new ground somehow.
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Ideally, if you have what seems like a good idea and you run it through that filter, it'll be better on the other side.

I am sure there are essential Threadless blogs out there and that I have no clue they even exist.

Which are they and what makes them essential:

none?

*withdrawals*

I didn't!

It's phantasmagorical!