Profile for bygrinstow - These made me chortle audibly today.... (Now 112!)

bygrinstow aka Jon aka Bygrinstow is a 43.61 year old boy, has been a member since July 30, 2007, has scored 4,857 submissions, giving an average score of 2.10, helping 126 designs get printed.

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Apr 09 '09 by bygrinstow
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These made me chortle audibly today.... (Now 112!)

There are lots of great slogans, of all types, but some make laughter erupt from your face like lava from Vesuvius or St. Helens at their peak.

Just wanted to share things here that made me laugh noisily....

I sure hope my clothes don't start displaying my inner thoughts. � Bio_bot_9000

There Are No Exceptions* � staffell

Accident free since tomorrow. � toopersent

Science has yet to prove that dinosaurs didn't wear tiny hats � ZombieToArt

Another blog of awesome wordage: Nintechno's List of Funny

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It occurred to me that four of the slogans in this blog have been printed. Who's next...?

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Spam69 on Apr 09 '09 at 6:14pm

I like a few of toopersents and staffell it has to be said is a bit of a genius.

westicles on Apr 09 '09 at 6:20pm

Ahahaha! I love Sam's!

bygrinstow on Apr 11 '09 at 1:26pm

The Future Perfect Tense is Idealistic at best � danaych

Clowns. Innovators in the field of carpooling. � robot activist

Bio-bot 9000 on Apr 11 '09 at 2:22pm

I LOVE ZombieToArt's Dinos with Tiny Hats slogan. thanks for pointing it out!

staffell on Apr 11 '09 at 2:24pm

sam that's a cracker!

SuperRyan on Apr 11 '09 at 2:34pm

All great selections!

Tiny hats is ideal randomness!

bygrinstow on Apr 12 '09 at 11:41pm

Hard work and determination go against everything I sit for. � Larlar

Talking To The Ground on Apr 12 '09 at 11:43pm

SuperRyan on Apr 11 '09 at 2:34pm

All great selections!

Amen to that!

bygrinstow on Apr 13 '09 at 11:47am

Practice, it makes perfect of something like it. � goliath72

Nature abhors a vacuum. That's why the ground is so dirty. � Bio-bot 9000

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bygrinstow on Apr 17 '09 at 11:52am

Scorpions: Not as friendly as they are cute! � rbthatcher

Maltzmania on Apr 17 '09 at 11:53am

great pix

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bygrinstow on Apr 20 '09 at 11:51am

The Word On The Street Is Graffiti. � PuppetMeat

My premonitions often involve things that have already happened. & Pink Magic is the new Black Magic. � rbthatcher

Stop Animal Abuse. Adopt A Pinata. � FRICKINAWESOME

Reincarnation made me a better person. Then it made me a duck. & Homonyms all sound the same to me. � Larlar

Go green, and occasionally Purple and Orange � greenttentacle

Aliens are just concerned with our prostate health. � JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

Screaming Won't Get You Ice Cream Any Faster � evan3

bygrinstow on Apr 20 '09 at 2:03pm

lunchbump

bygrinstow on Apr 21 '09 at 3:36pm

Acting crazy means i get the best seats on public transport � greenttentacle

bygrinstow on Apr 21 '09 at 3:40pm

When you think about it, ALL galaxies are far, far away. � dbrv11

bygrinstow on Apr 23 '09 at 11:26am

Some. Times. I. Talk. Like. This. And. Pre. Tend. Im. A. Ro. Bot. � Tikimasters

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pyko on Apr 26 '09 at 4:35am

lols some awesome ones you've picked out! voted on them :D

bygrinstow on Apr 27 '09 at 12:27pm

Think Of The Last Time You Were Being Chased. Now, Add Banjo. � Maltzmania

Maltzmania on Apr 27 '09 at 12:31pm

that slogan is dumb^ :P

Maltzmania on Apr 27 '09 at 12:32pm

bygrinstow on Apr 28 '09 at 12:10pm

I travel around the Sun once a year � greenttentacle

Hell. Just one damned thing after another. � greenttentacle

nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Apr 28 '09 at 12:21pm

Your countdown slogan is up to 85!!

bygrinstow on Apr 28 '09 at 12:34pm

yeah, i'm kinda lovin' that, but not wanting to get to attached to it....

More and more I don't think the highness of the score has much to do with getting chosen.

Still... : ))))

bygrinstow on Apr 28 '09 at 12:39pm

ECHOES. Nature's way of mocking your loneliness. � nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

Needles to say, I'm a pretty sharp speller. � nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

squintygirl on Apr 28 '09 at 12:49pm

AHAHAHA, nice picks!

staffell on Apr 28 '09 at 12:52pm

santa came early for your countdown slogan ;)

bygrinstow on Apr 28 '09 at 2:58pm

Charles Darwin Hates Your Pok�mons. � Bio-bot 9000

nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Apr 28 '09 at 3:06pm

Everything is exciting with a countdown - bygrinstow

Thanks for the mention!

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greenttentacle on May 01 '09 at 12:28am

cool thanks bygristow :) i think everyone needs an "i love these slogans" page and we can share the love

Mya Jamila on May 01 '09 at 2:37am

Bump.

bygrinstow on May 01 '09 at 11:58am

Thanks for the bump!

YW @ green!

Thanks, Mr NWP!

I'm home with my son who's sick today... and I'm trying to do bookkeeping for work instead of spending all my time on tl. I wonder if it's working...?

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bygrinstow on May 06 '09 at 12:15pm

Jack and Jill, there are easier ways of getting water downhill. � Sparky the Wonderboy

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bygrinstow on May 11 '09 at 2:30pm

If you don't have anything nice to say, you're sort of a jerk. � nopunachieved

bygrinstow on May 12 '09 at 9:53am

To make a long story short, stop talking. � Larlar

bygrinstow on May 12 '09 at 2:05pm

Deja Vu Is The Time Traveler's Version Of Jet Lag. � FRICKINAWESOME

Whoever Said There's No Free Lunches Never Checked The Dumpster. � FRICKINAWESOME

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bygrinstow on May 15 '09 at 8:21pm

IT'S OK TO TALK TO YOURSELF. at least that's what I tell myself. � nathanwpyle

lazy people unite! no hurry. � nathanwpyle

Sometimes I get out of line. If that happens, save my spot. � nathanwpyle

bygrinstow on May 15 '09 at 11:55pm

There is nothing scarier than what is behind you RIGHT NOW � MadIron

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bygrinstow on May 20 '09 at 12:12pm

I won the don't move a muscle contest and all i got was atrophy � brakes

martiandrivein on May 20 '09 at 12:19pm

hopefully some of mine can make ya giggle.

bygrinstow on May 20 '09 at 12:25pm

Someone should do something about all this laziness. � Bio-bot 9000

bygrinstow on May 20 '09 at 5:08pm

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. also, I dented your car. � nathanwpyle at gmail.com

I can speak six languages. Also I made up six languages. � nathanwpyle at gmail.com

mgill52 on May 20 '09 at 9:23pm

I like the word Chortle

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bygrinstow on May 27 '09 at 8:01pm

bumpity

bygrinstow on May 27 '09 at 10:00pm

Balloons: Kites for Lazy People � chancery

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bygrinstow on May 30 '09 at 1:12pm

Economics cost me a free lunch. ��nintechno

bygrinstow on May 30 '09 at 1:15pm

The trouble with being punctual : nobody's there to appreciate it � Niras Iruag

bygrinstow on May 31 '09 at 9:25pm

why not bump?

bygrinstow on Jun 01 '09 at 3:36pm

Protest March. And Any Other Month Without Gift Bearing Holidays. � courtney pie

bygrinstow on Jun 02 '09 at 3:19pm

I refuse to answer any questions about my evasiveness. � nathanwpyle

courtney pie on Jun 02 '09 at 3:35pm

^5 on chortle slogans!

and thx for the nod!

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Hi,

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Unlike you, I'm old -- old, do you hear! But just like you, I enjoy pictures of vegetables with faces on them and bemoaning the number of submissions to Threadless with skulls in them.

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