Here are The Slogan Shoguns. And my fave slogans from each member (in order of joining), updated as needed by Federal Order or whim.


Beauty is only skin deep, below that is icky gross stuff. • JoelRHale

The end is near... geologically speaking. • Noh_Body

I didnt believe in magic until that jerk made my unicorn vanish • toopersent

Due to inflation life will now be handing out limes • rossmat8

If it were 1863, you would so be a witch. • Jeiji

I'm only two musically talented siblings short of a rock band. • bean12

Face Your Fears. Headbutt a Spider. • brentendo

Walk like an Egyptian. Run like a Kenyan. • Caleb11

Scorpions: Not as friendly as they are cute! • rbthatcher

The keys to the future are locked inside my time machine • lunchboxbrain

My Superpowers Include Palindrome Radar And Ironic Phrasings. • PuppetMeat

If evolution is real, how come I can't breathe fire yet? • SuperRyan

I just got back from the past. You'll never guess what happened • past tense of draw

Every time history repeats itself the special effects get better. • colorfool

I've hit a point in my life where i should have leveled up by now • morningstar1127

I wish I could do the robot but I have no algorithm. • stalliongsta

I is only one of 22 letters not found in team. • Tikimasters

If I had a nickel for all my miscalculations I'd have 47 cents • Rhodescholar

I buy fragile things just for the bubble wrap. • wallstreet

It's lucky I own this, because today I lost my voice. • GoodKarmaKid

Go green...mix blue and yellow. • kashlen

I Haven't Exaggerated In Like A Million Years. • FRICKINAWESOME

Cubicles are cooler when they're called forts. • JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

I dont need the approval of others. Is that ok with you? • TimScribble

One day, I will have an editor. Mark my words. • supertrooper74

If I am napping, the President is in danger. • jaywalkergraphics

It takes two to Tango. It takes a whole drunken room to Conga. • sakepok

I do backflips when you aren't looking • Sam Houston

Love is always the answer. But not to math problems. • HorsefaceDee

Turn around, I'm also behind you. • Simpletinrobot

When I was a kid we wished we had a box to think outside of. • Sparky the Wonderboy

What color is your air guitar? • MuteJoe

My Mission In Life Involves Stunts, Chases And Explosions. • jess4002

My Ideal Hybrid Vehicle Would Be A Chimera. • bygrinstow

This shirt would be long-sleeved if I were a T-Rex • jayrawz

Getting back to nature leads to Live Action Role Playing • Dr MonA

Luckily you're going slowly... because it's the wrong direction • poloq

I traded magic beans for this shirt... I miss my beans. • iluvtees

Everything in moderation. Except moderation. • adorablepancreas

If French is the language of love than love is foreign to me. • Braniel

I learned how to count like everyone else—from a Dracula puppet. • Exner83

Onions feel sad when you cry. • ivejustquitsmoking

Art imitates life, but it can never get the accent quite right. • spacesick 2

Measure a man by his character and use rulers for rocks and stuff • tsco809

An owl just stole my lollipop • BlueLobster

In The Event Of Nuclear Disaster I Call Dibs On Mutant Powers. • krokun

Please stand as far away from me as I am from you. • robot_activist

I Forget When The Memory Loss Started. • staffell

I encourage underage thinking • SteveOramA

Mixing metaphors is easy, it's not Rocket Surgery. • Steelplate

Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff. • retroludo

When I was a kid we had cassettes, pogs, better 'toons, and Pluto • The Ali

C.R.A.P Can't resist abbreviating phrases • Shim K

Blood is thicker than water. Allow my fangs to demonstrate. • AlexioGibbons

Nah, I'm popular. My entourage just called in sick today. • ayearinreview

Variety Is The Spice Of Life; Poison Is The Spice Of Death • chancery

Paint a picture: it'll take longer. • EricaTheRed

Hey, whatever maintains the buoyancy of your aquatic vessel... • BenMayhem

people in the future are talking about us right now... • FlyYesLandNo

That which does not kill us still probably hurts a lot. • nopunachieved

The end is near, just take a left at the light and go up 2 blocks • goliath72

So far, I seem to be immortal • ZombieToArt

My bodyguards are disguised as inanimate objects • Krimson

I talk to strangers while running with scissors. What now, mom? • stackmetotheheavens

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to low self-esteem • .onion

I'm not ticklish. Please don't test it. • ryangoestoschool

Consensus is important, so let's all agree on my idea. • ucfelix

On a scale of tomato to Jupiter, this shirt makes no sense. • johntiki

Graduated In The Art Of Sleeping On Public Transport • pyko

Pretend we're in a sitcom and start a hilarious misunderstanding. • squintygirl

The only thing curiosity killed was my love of hot dogs. • ofthecoast

Wrong, use of commas create confusion. • pochettejuliano

I compensate by driving a tiny car. • Ed Schimmel

Screaming Won't Get You Ice Cream Any Faster • evan3

Hobbies include being lightly frisked at airports. • Spam69

If I got up on the wrong side of the bed, I'd go through a window • lesange

Let's Give it Up for Lent! • mgill52

Card-Carrying Nonconformist • LadyEntropy

Plants are, in fact, just extremely lazy animals. • JeremyCShipp

Wink twice if I'm being followed by ninjas. • ewikcartman13

Whatever you do - DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON! • Wonderlove

I can rise and shine, just not at the same time. • northerlywind

Newton described Force, but Darth Vader first applied it • Stevica

I’m not paranoid – I just know who you work for. • aminozawa

Forget youth. What this world could use is a Fountain of Smart. • TTUraider

When one door closes, going in the window is probably illegal. • gtoast99

If bacon is wrong, I don't want to be right • MissRebecca

Come Closer And I'll Tell You All About This Game Called Tag • Maltzmania

Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls. • B1ink

If at first you dont succeed, hide all evidence that you tried • randyotter3000

I got this great tan from basking in my own glory... • T_Lou

I'M NOT YELLING. THAT'S JUST HOW YOU READ THIS IN YOUR MIND. • mike bautista

Happiness has the best hiding spots... But I'll keep searching. • notquite

Restraining orders have forced me to stop following my dreams • NGee

If you want to give me money, please interrupt me. • Brightwood

Ive been here before! • what1

[brackets are shields given to us by the gods of communication] • Theres My Chippy

I travel around the Sun once a year • greenttentacle

Undo, Undo, Undo, the perfect way to travel in time. • HMC

The longest wait in the universe is - when my computer restarts. • Y_So_Series

If a recipe for disaster comes out delicious, you messed up. • Designs de Eclectic

I'm inclined to obfuscate facts with superfluous verbiage. • Deimyts

Why don't trees hug back? • livewithmusic

I couldn't afford a T-shirt with pictures. • roobz

there's a rumour going on that people are spreading the word • mutsu

(glow) if you can read this can you put the lights back on please • digsy

Buddhist to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything. • Dulcinea27

Be yourself - but if you're a jerk, be someone else. • penandthread

I'd be better adjusted now if my nanny had traveled by umbrella. • HaloGirl

Time travel just isn't what it's going to be. • daggit64

111. thinkbomb - These hotcakes are selling like you would expect.

112. CazKing - Awsomeness runs in the family.

113. Bonnie76 - wake me up when something interesting happens

114. Soggy_Waffle - Life is better on the internet.

115. iangrandjean - It could possibly be a trap

116. altair4444 - Commentaries: On

117. skagger44 - Pennies die when they are dropped on the floor

118. thecarf - The problem with your music wasn't the volume.

119. directorspence - Revenge: a dish probably served with spit in it.

120. nootnoot - The grass is always greener when you leave the sprinkler on.

121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com - WORD PROBLEMS. nice try, math. we know it's you.

122. Savvyme - Bet you didn't see what I just did!!

123. Erik3002 - You know, my eyes are much cuter then my chest.

124. brakes - narcissistic narcoleptics get more beauty sleep

125. smartkat - I'm thinking about the fact I can't stop thinking.

126. TapWater_Battleship - When A Ninja Gets Star-struck, It's Usually Fatal.

127. Gingivitism - 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy

128. AllureandVine Conformity. Everyone's doing it.

129. Larlar - Sleeping in is my way of living the dream.

130. fredd38 - Pretend I'm famous. I'd like to impress my parents.

131. Matthew_Ogram - Rock! Paper! Super incredibly powerful canon of destruction!

132. In_Tongues

133. JBWell

134. aeron43

135. Bio_bot_9000

136. blitzspeed

137. clearcut

138. birdy27

139. schleb

140. solister

141. dbrv11

142. gerbechno

143. Switz213

144. Matrix_Shade

145. murky78


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