I'm flatable!
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Dragon Tears = Jellybeans
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I have friends in holy spaces.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Parlez-vous le francais?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I needed a subtle way to tell you. We have a child.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not crying, it's just been raining. On my face.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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They call me the Hiphopapotamus
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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They call me the Rhymenocerous
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Whats wrong with the world today?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Stop touching the monkeys
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Pirate me legally!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Jai guru deva, om.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I hope you die of cancer and by cancer I mean an excess of love!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a popsicle.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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11:11. Make a wish.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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They don't make 'em like this anymore..
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Keep your coins. I want change.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARS
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm from Japan and I'm colorblind!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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I'm from Japan and I'm a cyborg.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Mudslides are fun until the dying part.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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My boobs are up there!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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You have an axe in your face
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Where IS the treasure of Ima Wiener?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I punched a baby once. I swear it was self-defence.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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My eyes are down here
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Chinese Takeout
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I want to be the battleship!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Final Harry Potter book contains spoilers
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Hot Prison Babe
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Where DOES the red fern grow?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Less than Tree. <î
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Win is me.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Bow Chika Wow Wow.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I punched a baby once. I swear it was self-defense.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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+5 Defence
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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+5 Defense
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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My cock isn't as cocky as me.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I just won 200$.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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You have an axe in your face.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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