Profile for eskimokiss - Ya Mama is Soooo....

eskimokiss aka Pascal is a boy, has been a member since August 1, 2001, has scored 9996 submissions, giving an average score of 1.88.

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Jul 30 '09 by eskimokiss

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Ya Mama is Soooo....

...FAT when she goes to a restaurant, she sits down, looks at the menu then says "Ok"

Montro on Jul 30 '09 at 7:02am

...when she runs through a wall all the kids in the ghetto scream YAY COOL AID!

sMarsell on Jul 30 '09 at 7:02am

Ya Mama is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

eskimokiss on Jul 30 '09 at 7:03am

lol

Montro on Jul 30 '09 at 7:03am

she plays pool with the planets

randyotter3000 on Jul 30 '09 at 7:03am

yo mama is so fat if you cut her she bleeds gravy

sMarsell on Jul 30 '09 at 7:04am

...fat the National Weather service has to given names to her farts

professorE on Jul 30 '09 at 7:04am

Ya mama so dumb she bought a glass door with a peephole.

eskimokiss on Jul 30 '09 at 7:04am

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

eskimokiss on Jul 30 '09 at 7:06am

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

sMarsell on Jul 30 '09 at 7:06am

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it screams

sMarsell on Jul 30 '09 at 7:07am

eskimokiss on Jul 30 '09 at 7:06am
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks

hahahahahaha

sMarsell on Jul 30 '09 at 7:08am

Yo momma so ugly Rice Krispies won't talk to her

sleepyfeet on Jul 30 '09 at 7:15am

Yo momma so fat, when sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

(that was my fave when i was like 9)

eskimokiss on Jul 30 '09 at 4:49pm

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Montro on Jul 30 '09 at 5:06pm

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Montro on Jul 30 '09 at 5:07pm

yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

sleepyfeet on Jul 30 '09 at 5:58pm

Yo momma is so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes

randyotter3000 on Jul 30 '09 at 6:06pm

yo mommas so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil

yo mommas so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody

yo mommas so fat when she gets on the scales it says 'please step out of the car'

Montro on Jul 30 '09 at 7:12pm

yo momma's so fat she´s got smaller fat women orbiting her.

lemonalle on Jul 30 '09 at 7:37pm

yo momma's so fat her bellybutton's got an echo

courtney pie on Jul 30 '09 at 7:40pm

yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits arooooounnd the house

Ste7en on Jul 30 '09 at 7:45pm

yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits arooooounnd the house

My fav growing up

Edword on Jul 30 '09 at 7:48pm

Yo mama so fat she wears a parachute as a mini skirt

SuperRyan on Jul 30 '09 at 7:52pm

I find this blog to be highly offensive. How dare you say such things about my mother!

randyotter3000 on Jul 30 '09 at 7:53pm

super ryans mommas so fat when she wears a yellow jacket people shout TAXI

NomadSlim on Jul 30 '09 at 7:55pm

yo momma's so fat she´s got smaller fat women orbiting her.

This one made me laugh the most. Just picturing that is awesome.

SuperRyan on Jul 30 '09 at 7:58pm

Don't talk about my momz like that, RO3K!

emoisforposers on Jul 30 '09 at 8:01pm

Yo mamma is so ..FAT when she goes to a restaurant, she sits down, looks at the menu then says "Ok"

realol that is still the best one yet... hahahahah...

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