Barney is closer than you think.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Barney is closer than you think.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Can you get me a drink?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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What a lovely shirt you're wearing.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Gimme a hug.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Thank God he/she put on deodorant.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Go pick up some trash!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Think Green.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Please leave a message after the tone...Beep!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Knock yourself out...please
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Great job! You can read!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm a shirt!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Now is a gift. That's why they call it the present.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Life's short. I'm going snowboarding.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Boredom is cured by curiosity. Curiosity cannot be cured.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Chocoloate Moose.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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This is my 100% cotton counterpart.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I can solve the rubiks cube.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Your mom is...a woman
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Oh, in the face.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I can count to one hundred...in spanish.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I wanted to be a model... but this was the best I could do.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Is colorblindness contagious?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Number one cause of enjoyment in America: Fun.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Let's go somewhere quiet so we can...play monopoly!
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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People are so hard to please these days.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm inviting ten people to my party. I'm short by nine.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Let me show you my...super rare collection of pokemon cards!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Burning Fossil Fuels= Death.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Why do shirts have saying across the chest like this?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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So, you come here often?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Apparently, the sky IS blue.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Elephants dont like the flash.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Obama is my momma!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I spend my free time making shirts like this one.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Plop pop fizz fizz. Ah, much better.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Don't worry. I only bite apples.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I think I'm insane.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Omz=the new Omg!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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OMG! Look at my shirt!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Beware. Laser vision.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Look out. I often burst out in random dance moves.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Gummy bears only look cute. They're secretly plotting against us
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Youtube Addict.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Starburst Addict.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Earthkeeper
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Is it just me, or are you terribly ugly?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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You know you want this.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I would have inveted the lightbulb but Edison was born first.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Peanut Butter.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My shirt has a mind of it's own.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Suck Face!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Eggs.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Just another one of those kids...who is nothing like any of them.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Animals are my friends. I do not eat my friends.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Eat fresh!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I'm lovin' it.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Why is it called a building when its already built?
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are t
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Oxy morans are funny: Led zepplin, straight angle, cardboard box.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Bacon and it's tastey deliciousness...
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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People often call me weird though I dont see- is that a squirrel!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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I'm sure lots of people are afraid of butterflies!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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I have a confession to make. I'm Butterflyphobic.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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No clowns!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Hug some trees.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I like trees.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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What about Luke's mother?
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Martial arts. Peice of mind, self discipline and...YODA!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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People make such a big deal about how hardcore football is. As if
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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In the true Futbol, there are no wimpy time outs, or helmets.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Isn't it odd that we're the only country that likes football?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Soccer. The single greatest sport ever.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Life's short. Im playing x-box.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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As it turns out, pickles don't want to rule the world.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Oh, Bubbletrumps.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I hate normal people.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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The world is just awesome.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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