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horizontal vertigo aka Jake is a 16.95 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 8591 submissions, giving an average score of 2.89.
This was funnier in my head
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Africa is such a sucky country
of 18 votes, 0% like it
This shirt looked better on the mannequin.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Who steals the ant's picnics?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
My name is Disturbance
of 20 votes, 0% like it
I'm sure your soul mate is somewhere. Have you checked the zoo?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Ever just feel like laughing evilly? I know I do
of 21 votes, 10% like it
this T is made of 100% Fluffy, cute and endangered animal fiber
of 21 votes, 24% like it
I think you should just ask for directions
of 21 votes, 14% like it
The next big thing? Novelty cereals. Definitely.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
California Dreamin: a soundtrack to acid trips everywhere
of 42 votes, 10% like it
Learn one thing today... Stereotypes are fun!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
the 20th person to comment on this t-shirt wins a fantastic prize
of 51 votes, 14% like it
You're shoe's are untied... HAHA made you look
of 51 votes, 12% like it
I'm only wearing body paint
of 50 votes, 18% like it
You're fly is undone
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Woah! Whats that on your neck? Oh, its your head
of 50 votes, 8% like it
Forest Gump is my co-pilot
of 50 votes, 18% like it
c'mon, c'mon, where's the reset?
of 50 votes, 8% like it
aww, bugger! DO-OVER!!!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
I am so totally not a villian... *Evil Laughter*
of 50 votes, 8% like it
I am so totally not a villian... mwa ha ha, MWA HA HA HA HAAA
of 50 votes, 8% like it
I am not an alien in disguise
of 50 votes, 8% like it
<Alien>
of 51 votes, 12% like it
<Human>
of 50 votes, 12% like it
<Homosapien>
of 51 votes, 20% like it
<Insert activist here>
of 67 votes, 9% like it
<Insert activist/rebel/guerrila here>
of 67 votes, 6% like it
On one of my drivers licences I'm a doctor
of 67 votes, 12% like it
If you ever see anything amazing, enjoy it while it lasts...
of 67 votes, 7% like it
Don't worry, its not contagious...
of 66 votes, 15% like it
Oh my god! I think that one was Bob!
of 66 votes, 5% like it
its ok, that leprecaun on your shoulder is only there when happy
of 66 votes, 6% like it
Talking to yourself is like faith, You're mad if someone answers
of 65 votes, 12% like it
I talk to myself in public...
of 66 votes, 11% like it
Don't worry, I'm only a little bit insane
of 66 votes, 17% like it
I shake it like a polaroid picture... at home...
of 66 votes, 9% like it
I am controling this persons mind...
of 50 votes, 6% like it
You can stop staring at me now
of 61 votes, 10% like it
have you seen me some where before?
of 59 votes, 15% like it
<chest>
of 59 votes, 19% like it
<advertising space>
of 60 votes, 18% like it
No, I won't sign autographs
of 60 votes, 10% like it
Chum: to throw ones best friend overboard to attract sharks
of 60 votes, 8% like it
fear the wyrd for it has a "y" in it
of 58 votes, 5% like it
Don't worry, I'll plant a tree
of 59 votes, 8% like it
Are you feelin' lucky, punk?
of 58 votes, 10% like it
My hovercraft is full of eels!
of 59 votes, 7% like it
watashi no hobukurafuto wa unai ga ippai desu
of 60 votes, 5% like it
Way to sexy for this shirt, thats for sure...
of 58 votes, 5% like it
Donate to the 1st national bank of ME!
of 59 votes, 10% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1 4M 4 133T H4X0R!!!!... translation: I don't have a life...
of 58 votes, 10% like it
But the monkeys are allowed to do it...
of 2 votes, 0% like it
I don't have to make sense... pfargtl
of 56 votes, 2% like it
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.