horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo aka Jake is a 15.6 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 6882 submissions, giving an average score of 2.96.
California Dreamin: a soundtrack to acid trips everywhere
of 41 votes, 10% like it
Learn one thing today... Stereotypes are fun!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
the 20th person to comment on this t-shirt wins a fantastic prize
of 49 votes, 14% like it
You're shoe's are untied... HAHA made you look
of 50 votes, 12% like it
I'm only wearing body paint
of 48 votes, 19% like it
You're fly is undone
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Woah! Whats that on your neck? Oh, its your head
of 49 votes, 8% like it
Forest Gump is my co-pilot
of 49 votes, 18% like it
c'mon, c'mon, where's the reset?
of 49 votes, 8% like it
aww, bugger! DO-OVER!!!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
I am so totally not a villian... *Evil Laughter*
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I am so totally not a villian... mwa ha ha, MWA HA HA HA HAAA
of 49 votes, 8% like it
I am not an alien in disguise
of 49 votes, 8% like it
<Alien>
of 50 votes, 12% like it
<Human>
of 49 votes, 12% like it
<Homosapien>
of 49 votes, 20% like it
<Insert activist here>
of 66 votes, 9% like it
<Insert activist/rebel/guerrila here>
of 66 votes, 6% like it
On one of my drivers licences I'm a doctor
of 66 votes, 14% like it
If you ever see anything amazing, enjoy it while it lasts...
of 66 votes, 8% like it
Don't worry, its not contagious...
of 65 votes, 15% like it
Oh my god! I think that one was Bob!
of 65 votes, 5% like it
its ok, that leprecaun on your shoulder is only there when happy
of 65 votes, 6% like it
Talking to yourself is like faith, You're mad if someone answers
of 64 votes, 13% like it
I talk to myself in public...
of 65 votes, 11% like it
Don't worry, I'm only a little bit insane
of 65 votes, 17% like it
I shake it like a polaroid picture... at home...
of 65 votes, 9% like it
I am controling this persons mind...
of 49 votes, 6% like it
You can stop staring at me now
of 60 votes, 10% like it
have you seen me some where before?
of 58 votes, 16% like it
<chest>
of 58 votes, 19% like it
<advertising space>
of 59 votes, 19% like it
No, I won't sign autographs
of 59 votes, 10% like it
Chum: to throw ones best friend overboard to attract sharks
of 59 votes, 8% like it
fear the wyrd for it has a "y" in it
of 57 votes, 5% like it
Don't worry, I'll plant a tree
of 58 votes, 9% like it
Are you feelin' lucky, punk?
of 57 votes, 11% like it
My hovercraft is full of eels!
of 58 votes, 7% like it
watashi no hobukurafuto wa unai ga ippai desu
of 59 votes, 5% like it
Way to sexy for this shirt, thats for sure...
of 57 votes, 5% like it
Donate to the 1st national bank of ME!
of 58 votes, 10% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1 4M 4 133T H4X0R!!!!... translation: I don't have a life...
of 58 votes, 10% like it
But the monkeys are allowed to do it...
of 2 votes, 0% like it
I don't have to make sense... pfargtl
of 56 votes, 2% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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