horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo aka Jake is a 15.67 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 7069 submissions, giving an average score of 2.96.
  Nov 17 '07 by horizontal vertigo        4 Comments        Watch this
does threadless actually send u a happy b'day email or something? lol, if not, maybe i could send b'day peoples creepy b'day messages...
comin ur nxt b'day, its creepy, its random its...
creepy b'day message monkey
and hes gonna send u a random message
no b'day guy/girl will be safe this summer...
i think i overthink some things to much...
^_^

YO! threadless says its ur b'day so... random happy b'day!
from the creepy b'day message monkey ^_^
[this is a standardized personalized message]
  Nov 17 '07 by horizontal vertigo        51 Comments        Watch this
c'mon aussie lets get heard! [oh my god that sounds lame]...
well neway australia needs a threadless store! the northern hemispheres got one, now the south does too, n where better than down under?
melbourne would definitely[is that right?] be the best place! i mean everyone knows it here where its at! [+sydney people, sorry but no one who isn't from sydney can figure out how to get around... even sydney-siders get lost!] plus, i live nearby ^_^
i could list y melbournes the best but, i shan't make people from, err, lesser states feel bad [jokin] [no really i am] [melbourne roxorz] [we got john so, 'n hes OUR bro!]
so... leave a message n maybe if enugh aussie threadless members comment it and support it, we COULD [unlikely] get an aussie threadless store!
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!!!
  Nov 06 '07 by horizontal vertigo        8 Comments        Watch this
this is theorectical
oh lets say u could run so fast around the world that u could catch urself and stop urself from ever leaving in the first place...
wat would happen?
and if u were to slow would there be a never ending stream of urself running around the world?
  Nov 06 '07 by horizontal vertigo        23 Comments        Watch this
would terra caelum mean like a world of sky
if not, is there an alternative?
  Nov 06 '07 by horizontal vertigo        6 Comments        Watch this
subs to score n i would've scored 3000 frikken t-shirts...
goddamn its like a frikken crack addiction innit?
[hehe me high on t-shirt ink fumes]
  Nov 06 '07 by horizontal vertigo        13 Comments        Watch this
its like... agoraphobia...
[which is not the fear of people whos name is gore... curse u al, curse u...]
which really is the fear of open space...
but horizontal vertigo is like the fear of heights just turned on its side...
on a side note hippopotomonstrossesquipophobia is not the fear of hippos but of long words...
wtf is up wit that?
  Nov 02 '07 by horizontal vertigo        1 Comment        Watch this
ya this one is from a friend not me but its still ace ^_^
  Nov 02 '07 by horizontal vertigo        18 Comments        Watch this
it means...
my hovercraft is full of eels!
in japanese...
probably one of the most pointless phrases EVER!
  Nov 02 '07 by horizontal vertigo        7 Comments        Watch this
talking to urself is a lot like faith...
ur mad if someone answers...
  Nov 02 '07 by horizontal vertigo        11 Comments        Watch this
ok if i posted a comment on ur design or comment and i said "mate" its not cause i'm ur friend its cause i'm *drum roll* AUSTRALIAN [if i could get the flashy lights i would]. And yes, real australians do usually say mate, well the guys neway...
so thnx for readin mates
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