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horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo aka Jake is a 19.44 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 8,661 submissions, giving an average score of 2.88, helping 215 designs get printed.
does threadless actually send u a happy b'day email or something? lol, if not, maybe i could send b'day peoples creepy b'day messages...
comin ur nxt b'day, its creepy, its random its...
creepy b'day message monkey
and hes gonna send u a random message
no b'day guy/girl will be safe this summer...
i think i overthink some things to much...
^_^

YO! threadless says its ur b'day so... random happy b'day!
from the creepy b'day message monkey ^_^
[this is a standardized personalized message]
c'mon aussie lets get heard! [oh my god that sounds lame]...
well neway australia needs a threadless store! the northern hemispheres got one, now the south does too, n where better than down under?
melbourne would definitely[is that right?] be the best place! i mean everyone knows it here where its at! [+sydney people, sorry but no one who isn't from sydney can figure out how to get around... even sydney-siders get lost!] plus, i live nearby ^_^
i could list y melbournes the best but, i shan't make people from, err, lesser states feel bad [jokin] [no really i am] [melbourne roxorz] [we got john so, 'n hes OUR bro!]
so... leave a message n maybe if enugh aussie threadless members comment it and support it, we COULD [unlikely] get an aussie threadless store!
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!!!
this is theorectical
oh lets say u could run so fast around the world that u could catch urself and stop urself from ever leaving in the first place...
wat would happen?
and if u were to slow would there be a never ending stream of urself running around the world?
would terra caelum mean like a world of sky
if not, is there an alternative?
subs to score n i would've scored 3000 frikken t-shirts...
goddamn its like a frikken crack addiction innit?
[hehe me high on t-shirt ink fumes]
its like... agoraphobia...
[which is not the fear of people whos name is gore... curse u al, curse u...]
which really is the fear of open space...
but horizontal vertigo is like the fear of heights just turned on its side...
on a side note hippopotomonstrossesquipophobia is not the fear of hippos but of long words...
wtf is up wit that?
ya this one is from a friend not me but its still ace ^_^
it means...
my hovercraft is full of eels!
in japanese...
probably one of the most pointless phrases EVER!
talking to urself is a lot like faith...
ur mad if someone answers...
ok if i posted a comment on ur design or comment and i said "mate" its not cause i'm ur friend its cause i'm *drum roll* AUSTRALIAN [if i could get the flashy lights i would]. And yes, real australians do usually say mate, well the guys neway...
so thnx for readin mates
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