does threadless actually send u a happy b'day email or something? lol, if not, maybe i could send b'day peoples creepy b'day messages...
comin ur nxt b'day, its creepy, its random its...
creepy b'day message monkey
and hes gonna send u a random message
no b'day guy/girl will be safe this summer...
i think i overthink some things to much...
^_^

YO! threadless says its ur b'day so... random happy b'day!
from the creepy b'day message monkey ^_^
[this is a standardized personalized message]