horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo aka Jake is a 15.71 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 7189 submissions, giving an average score of 2.95.
  Nov 02 '07 by horizontal vertigo        18 Comments        Watch this
it means...
my hovercraft is full of eels!
in japanese...
probably one of the most pointless phrases EVER!

siezexthisday
siezexthisday on Nov 02 '07 at 4:27pm
that phrase is utterly useless
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 02 '07 at 4:36pm
say thnx to monty python for this blessing...
tho imagine all the looks u'd get if u just ran down a street in tokyo shouting it, and also saying this way!
funny to see how many people try and help u
iPear
iPear on Nov 02 '07 at 4:36pm
I love that phrase.
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 02 '07 at 5:20pm
godamn i have to try that lol
i have to add it to my list of 'getting thrown out of japan in less than a week' ideas
3 days later
Ryeguysly
Ryeguysly on Nov 05 '07 at 5:21pm
lol i bet ican beat your record of of a wekk by 5 days
zipperking
   zipperking on Nov 05 '07 at 5:23pm
don't touch my mustache
ALLCAPSMONKEY
ALLCAPSMONKEY on Nov 05 '07 at 5:23pm
IT'S NOT USELESS IF YOU FIND YOUR HOVERCRAFT INVESTED BY EELS. THINGS HAPPEN, BUT I AGREE, "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM" IS A BIT MORE USEFUL.
Aristarchus
Aristarchus on Nov 05 '07 at 5:26pm
I need to learn to say "May the fleas of a thousand camels find homage in your armpits!" in Arabic.
Ryeguysly
Ryeguysly on Nov 05 '07 at 8:28pm
thats is the greatest phrase i have ever heard
Ryeguysly
Ryeguysly on Nov 05 '07 at 8:29pm
ya think
Ryeguysly
Ryeguysly on Nov 05 '07 at 8:29pm
lol

Ryeguysly
Ryeguysly on Nov 05 '07 at 8:29pm
i love forums like this because it funny what others have to say about what you write
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:00am
does anyone have a clue wat ryeguysly's goin on about? i used to be able to say it in Italian but i forgot...
those eels are tight bastards they'd never lend u the money for the hovercraft ALLCAPSMONKEY... [hehe typo]
hmm... i think i need to find some more blogs to write in...
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:01am
I'M DEFENDING MY TITLE!!!
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:01am
...i think...
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:02am
hmm me gonna skip correct english using and write blog new it is... yoda hmm?
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:02am
dude i am so beating u...
tho i wish i nu wat i was beatin u in...
WTF!!!
horizontal vertigo
horizontal vertigo on Nov 06 '07 at 3:04am
ok on a side note i got nu pants and i am happy...
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