The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Nor can the kangaroo walk backwards. This is why the kangaroo and the emu hold the Australian coat of arms as a symbol of progress ie always moving forward. There was formerly a scroll beneath the cat of arms reading "Advance Australia" and the national anthem is now "Advance Australia Fair."

lol kangaroos and emus are so untalented.

I am actually a sentient being

The emu is not untalented. It can support a coat of arms in spite of the fact that it clearly has no arms or even proper wings.

Australia really dropped the ball by not going with Waltzing Matilda

That's retarded. Waltzing Matilda is a folk song about a homeless guy who steals a sheep and commits suicide by jumping into a billabong. Folk songs are great, but they're not national anthems.

But there's a squatter in the song, which is cool.

squatterjohn on Jun 19 '09 at 11:59am

That's retarded.....



lol.

Plus they only let you play one verse so he'd just be waiting for his billy to boil forever. There'd be all this suspense but absolutely no drama.

...i'm glad i'm not australian.

:S