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robotlovekills
aka Phillip Retuta is a 26.54 year old boy, has been a member since July 25, 2007, has scored 113 submissions, giving an average score of 3.69.
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I like to ruin photographs.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Laugh now, but I'm prepared for a post-apocalyptic zombie future.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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I don't need your pity, but I would appreciate YOUR ATTENTION!!!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I have over 200 friends on Facebook. What have you done?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I'm great at giving good, concise directions.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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To me, everyday is Casual Friday.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Here's a spoiler: There's a little Voldemort in all of us.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this, I'm not walking fast enough.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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What are you, the Fashion Police?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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We can learn a thing or two from the Ewoks.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt is my last defense against a zombie bite.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Ducking Fyslexic.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Take Me Seriously, Please... I'm Indie...!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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English Majors Are Just Art Majors Who Can't Draw.
of 44 votes, 34% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/551551/robotlovekills
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm a recent college grad from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign who studied both English literature and graphic design. I want to do some graphic design work in a large city or go to grad school (in a large city), but as the ravages of time lay waste to my body, I want to teach literature on a college-level.
I also draw a lot, write a lot, and consequently think a lot.
My portfolio: www.phillipretuta.com
My comic: www.sausage-fest.com
My bloggish-like page: www.bluegoomba.com
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