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Mayward
aka Joel is 27.71 years old, has been a member since July 24, 2007, has scored 585 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66, helping 21 designs get printed.
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Caution: May lick strangers.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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On the weekends, I'm a level 67 warlock.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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All you need in life is love. But oxygen helps too.
of 64 votes, 33% like it
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You can be my friend, but only online.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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Because knowing is half the battle! (Other half involves warfare)
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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When the monkeys take over, perhaps then I'll get some respect.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your car gets blown up
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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<on side of shirt> This is where they stole my kidney.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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I'm not wearing pants. (made you look!)
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Allow me to make this situation awkward.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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All my meals are bowls of cereal.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Guacamole is for lovers...of mashed avocado.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Save a bike. Ride a unicycle.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, you probably aren't illiterate.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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This isn't a T Shirt. I just have wrinkly blue skin.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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My redundancy is acting up is acting up.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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If I were a cheeseburger, I'd be a McAwesome!
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Qatar is too cool for u
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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~I;ll use punctu@tion however' I please?!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Global warming makes penguins sweaty
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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My coffee is addicted to ME!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Chopsticks are the new spork.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Greenland: Where leprechauns find a home.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I "like" using quotation "marks."
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I love cats. They're delicious with ketchup.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I still play with Legos.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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I was around when ska was cool.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Make spores, not wars!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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My grammar is the goodest.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Saskatchewan is the new North Dakota.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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There is no "I" in "team." But there is MEAT.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Umbrellas serve no underwater purpose.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Warning: if conversation occurs, prepare for snarky remarks.
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/551057/Mayward
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My gallery photos
All about me
I enjoy people.
I play the drums.
I like things that are good and true.
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