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gtoast99 aka Tony is a 28.71 year old boy, has been a member since July 22, 2007, has scored 1,869 submissions, giving an average score of 1.72, helping 58 designs get printed.

URL: http://www.victorycallsriding.com

Apr 14 '09 by gtoast99
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Gtoast and Horsefacedee's Horsey Slogan Contest WINNERS ANNOUNCED!

Thanks for all the awesome submissions! This was a lot of fun, and you're all crazy creative people. Thanks for participating!

OK, enough stalling, it's time to turn the winners out to pasture...
*drumroll*

rossmat8
The only quarterhorses I ride are outside convenience stores

staffell
Shouting At Ponies Makes Me A Little Hoarse.

dbrv11
Horsefeathers: dumbest euphemism ever.

toopersent
According to a recent Gallop poll, horses love racing.

ucfelix
Instant Polo Shirt. Just add Horse and Mallet.

Send me your addresses (tony@victorycallsriding.com) and I'll send out some delicious fig jam for the winners!

Congrats everyone!

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Hey ya'll!

So Horsefacedee and I are throwing a slogan contest and we want YOU to throw your hat in the ring!

Theme: Horse-related in some way.
Prizes: Home-made fig jam provided by Gtoast to as many winners as we decide on
Ends:April 21st

If you feel like submitting a horse-related design, we'll judge/promote that too! Cuz horses are awesome. Heckyeah.

Bold/permalink your entries. Also, if I like your slogan I may ask if I can put it on a shirt to promote my horse farm in/around the Chapel Hill, NC area. If I use it, I'll of course send you one free of charge.

That about sums it up. Good luck!

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FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 14 '09 at 10:12pm

I have a horse-related concept that I shall do with Olie! one day and you will love it....i promise.

This sounds like fun, I'll try my best to trot a few out.

gtoast99 on Apr 14 '09 at 10:13pm

hehe, thanks FA. I can't wait to see what you come up with!

HorsefaceDee on Apr 14 '09 at 10:22pm

I want to do a horse collab...!! anyone interested let m eknow..

let the horse slogans commence!!!!

ucfelix on Apr 14 '09 at 10:23pm

Here's my entry

Horses are Red, Stallions are blue. How could this be? It's a Carrousel, fool.

It's over the 65 character limit, but I'd still appreciate it if you could check out my other slogans :)

Great Contest by the way!

gtoast99 on Apr 14 '09 at 10:26pm

You've got another entry in your profile, too, ucfelix:

Instant Polo Shirt. Just add Horse and Mallet.

Tikimasters on Apr 14 '09 at 10:29pm

ucfelix, you probably already won with either of those lol.

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 14 '09 at 10:32pm

dee, if i come up with another horse-styled collab I'll let you know, or if Olie! decides not to do this one with me I'll tell you about it....like i said, I think you'd REALLY dig it and I'd be surprised if someone doesn't do this concept one day before i get a chance to with someone! lol.

HorsefaceDee on Apr 14 '09 at 10:55pm

YES please..I want to do a collab but am nervous

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 14 '09 at 11:45pm

AS YOU SHOULD BE DEE! Except not-at-all because I've had exactly two complaints out of the 110 or so collabs I've done, and no complaints since the first 5. Quite honestly, one of the complaints came from a dude that ANY suggestion to him he would freak out and tell me i was controlling him. um, i thought that's what a collab was, us working TOGETHER? lol.

Anyways, a kick-off horsey slogan:

Your Car's Horsepower Does Not Increase By Cramming Horses Into The Engine.

Sorry if this goes against the slogan creulty act of right now.

rossmat8 on Apr 14 '09 at 11:56pm

The only quarterhorses I ride are outside convenience stores

nopunachieved on Apr 15 '09 at 12:01am

Gift Horses Against Dental Prejudice

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 6:47am

haha, good stuff!

morning bump :)

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 6:54am

HAHHA theses are great!!!

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 6:59am

FA I am shocked you didnt think of me first for a horse related collab...*humph*

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:14am

slightly later in the morning bump.

rossmat8 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:16am

I had one along the lines of all those opposed to horseback riding say neigh but it failed miserably.

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:18am

I was curious how many yea/neigh responses this would generate :-P

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 8:18am

I love the quarterhorse one! (since I have one)

rossmat8 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:19am

Yeah it started out of the gate well but then it dropped so I had to shoot it.

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:20am

One of ours is a qh too. have i seen pics of your horse(s?) dee?

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 8:34am

bunch of old horse pics in this account!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/20773618@N00/

noodlezoop on Apr 15 '09 at 8:49am

lol @ Crazy Tony's Fig Jam Emporium "I'm so crazy, I'm giving it away!"

: D how much more have you got!?

staffell on Apr 15 '09 at 8:52am

Night Mares: The Most Frightening Of Horses.

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 9:21am

how about "My Arabian is SHEIK "

TheInfamousBaka on Apr 15 '09 at 9:23am

rossmat8 on Apr 14 '09 at 11:56pm

The only quarterhorses I ride are outside convenience stores

:) That one is awesome! Ross is a word genius.

squintygirl on Apr 15 '09 at 9:26am

I wanted to geld my stallion, but he ix-neighed the idea.

HEY-O!

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 9:35am

This certainly is a creative bunch!

@dee - are they all yours? chip chad and expo? expo's my fav of your pics, so handsome!

@bethlezoop- we sold a bunch and gave away a bunch and have a half dozen or so left over. so i figured they'd make good contest prizes :)

nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Apr 15 '09 at 9:36am

Never look a gift horse in the mouth. They prefer eye contact.

jaywalkergraphics on Apr 15 '09 at 9:37am

rossmat8 on Apr 15 '09 at 8:19am

Yeah it started out of the gate well but then it dropped so I had to shoot it.

TheInfamousBaka on Apr 15 '09 at 9:23am

Ross is a word genius.

squintygirl on Apr 15 '09 at 9:48am

This is a really old one of mine:

If wishes were horses, I'd never run out of glue.

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 9:50am

that's so wrong, but it still made me lol.

staffell on Apr 15 '09 at 9:51am

Is Horse Racing Cruel: Yay Or Neigh?

TimScribble on Apr 15 '09 at 9:53am

Horses are the glue that hold us together

staffell on Apr 15 '09 at 9:56am

Shouting At Ponies Makes Me A Little Hoarse.

staffell on Apr 15 '09 at 9:56am

haha, that was terrible

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:02am

Wow, the response has been incredible! You guys are awesome!

@ brightwood - Everyone should care about Chapel Hill. Because it rocks. Are you from around here?

rossmat8 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:05am

Still on the quarterhorse idea: Thoroughbreds are awesome but quarterhorses are cheaper

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:08am

nice one, ross :)

brightwood, I'm in Saxapahaw, just south of Mebane. I love this area :) we should have an nc meetup sometime!

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:20am

sounds fun! Let me know when and we'll make it happen! contact info :)

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:49am

If I were truly horsing around, I'd be a "Mare-yor" by now.

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:51am

Horses: They may change their shoes, but never their socks.

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 10:55am

Horse's gait, it's no white picket fence.

Btw, I love this topic. I grew up with my own Tennessee Walker. My family still owns horses and breeds.

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 11:00am

You can lead a horse to water, and 9 times out of 10, he'll drink.

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 11:13am

The horses in my engine prefer fuel over fodder.

or variation:

The horses in my engine prefer gas over grass.

Sparky the Wonderboy on Apr 15 '09 at 11:33am

Cowboys suffer from parenthetical leg syndrome.

HorsefaceDee on Apr 15 '09 at 12:18pm

GLUE:

gtoast99 on Apr 15 '09 at 4:09pm

evening bump?

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 4:40pm

If you're horsey and you know it, hoof and cough.

(clearly a play on "Whooping Cough")

tsc0809 on Apr 15 '09 at 5:03pm

Saddle a horse with responsibility, and it'll hobble through life.

FlyYesLandNo on Apr 15 '09 at 11:37pm

Mr. Ed agrees, don't put words in others mouths.

I tried!..

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