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gtoast99
gtoast99 aka Tony is a 28.71 year old boy, has been a member since July 22, 2007, has scored 1,869 submissions, giving an average score of 1.72, helping 58 designs get printed.
After canceling plans and waiting around all day, he didn't clear any land by burning. Which is good, because it was a fairly windy day. But, at the same time, now I don't know *when* he's going to try anything. I'll let you know when there's more to tell.

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The Background

My douche neighbor has a tendency to have his burn pile about 25 feet from my property line. I called the FD, turns out as long as the fire's on his property, it can go right up to the line legally before I can do anything about it.

He also has a tendency to burn things that are not legal in the state for open burning - plastic, recyclable cardboard, treated lumber, etc. Now this I *can* call the FD about, because it's not legal. Last but not least, he leaves it unattended, which is also not allowed.

And to make matters worse, his burn pile spot is less than 100 feet from my barn full of horses and hay and wood shavings and other combustibles.

A few months back we got into a shouting match (mostly him swearing and throwing a fit, from what I hear he's got a bit of the gene) that ended up in the fire department being called. Our only request was that the move his burn pile, or AT LEAST give us notice so that we can make sure we're home to monitor the situation.

FAST-FORWARD TO TODAY

So he sparks up his burn pile, same old spot, same old illegal burn materials. I went out to take pictures and observe his pile, and he informs me he'll be clearing about an acre of land adjacent to mine tomorrow by burning it.

Called the FD, sure enough to clear land by burning, it must be further than 1000 feet from my house. GIS says it's 300 ft or so.

The Question!

When he starts his fire tomorrow, do I call the Fire Department?

We're already on poor terms, but this would *really* piss the guy off for sure. And we are in rural Alamance County, where firearms are prevalent. Furthermore, I wouldn't want him doing things that might impact our lives negatively.

Is keeping the status quo worth risking a brush fire taking out our farm? Is putting out his illegal fire worth risking getting harassed or shot?

Input much appreciated!

PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Mar 07 '09 at 9:31pm
Call them and if he tries to start shit, put him in a headlock and make the fucker beg for his life.
Stoma
Stoma on Mar 07 '09 at 9:32pm
Fire is dangerous indeed. Since you know he is doing a couple illegal things with fire I would think you have to tell the fire dept. But if you are pretty sure he'll come after you with a shot gun maybe you could let other neighbors know what is going on so they will notify the authorities and you won't be the only one he comes after.
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Mar 07 '09 at 9:52pm
call the fire department tomorrow if he actually does anything questionable. sure he might shoot you, but he could just as easily kill you and your wife and your animals and students (accidentally, let's assume) by letting a fire get out of control onto your property.



Tim adds that he'd rather be killed by shooting than burning.
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Mar 07 '09 at 10:03pm
Stoma, good idea about the other neighbors, but my other neighbors are cows and wheat.



true, shooting would be a much better way to go than burning. I'll probably see how he goes about it. If he's doing small sections, digging fire trenches, etc. then I won't say anything. But if he just sparks it up and lets it go, I'll call in asap. The FD chief knows to be expecting my call, too, so that helps.



It sucks, I had plans for tomorrow, too, that now I have to cancel for this jerk.



ps - if I get shot/burned, I want Watch the Skies by PM5K at the funeral. I leave everything to my wife, or failing that, Tim. Last but not least, make sure my neighbor's reputation gets trashed in the local community. :-P
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Mar 07 '09 at 10:06pm
roger
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Mar 07 '09 at 10:09pm
PS - "or failing that, Tim." doesn't apply if Beth, Tim, or one of their agents do the shooting/burning :-P
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Mar 07 '09 at 10:09pm
ppps - i guess that second ps should have been a pps. That is all.
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