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I_Think_Im_2D
aka Drew Walters is a 20.86 year old boy, has been a member since August 19, 2004, has scored 3737 submissions, giving an average score of 3.07.
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I only like girls. Sorry.
of 322 votes, 23% like it
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The eye commands you. Eat Pie.
of 1161 votes, 19% like it
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My other shirt is made of human skin.
of 444 votes, 21% like it
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I'm a consumer whore.
of 447 votes, 23% like it
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My shirt's not funny, but it is ironic.
of 355 votes, 26% like it
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I'm omniscient. How about your god?
of 271 votes, 19% like it
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I eat zombies.
of 297 votes, 20% like it
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I'm just trying to save the human race.
of 299 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not trying to be ironic or funny.
of 293 votes, 21% like it
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Fuck Censorship!
of 393 votes, 22% like it
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Collect my pieces and leave quietly
of 273 votes, 13% like it
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See my shadow changing?
of 376 votes, 18% like it
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I live for food and die to become it.
of 305 votes, 14% like it
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I exist.
of 427 votes, 21% like it
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Now blood-fueled!
of 373 votes, 17% like it
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Under these clothes... I'm a robot.
of 394 votes, 26% like it
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floccinaucinihilipilification = trivial
of 387 votes, 14% like it
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hippopotomonstrosesquipidelian.
of 410 votes, 13% like it
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We're all going to die.
of 399 votes, 25% like it
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Don't kid yourself. The '80s sucked.
of 370 votes, 26% like it
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Help! My toaster is laughing at me!
of 339 votes, 22% like it
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Where did my army of dead get to?
of 319 votes, 26% like it
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My soul's stuck on the 13th floor.
of 330 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me how my shirt got blood stains.
of 279 votes, 28% like it
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I need you so much closer.
of 675 votes, 16% like it
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Took the oath of silence. Sorry.
of 302 votes, 28% like it
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Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
of 409 votes, 33% like it
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No one can beat my zombie robot ninja.
of 313 votes, 25% like it
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Yes, I have a penis. Get over it.
of 317 votes, 17% like it
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My spoon is too big.
of 2151 votes, 25% like it
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I don't care. Reading is fucking cool.
of 409 votes, 36% like it
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Zed's dead, baby.
of 530 votes, 14% like it
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This is my optimistic shirt!
of 369 votes, 24% like it
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This is my pessimistic shirt.
of 324 votes, 23% like it
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With adjectives everything is super cool
of 477 votes, 34% like it
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War: Separates us from all. Except ants.
of 341 votes, 17% like it
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Now 90% water!
of 275 votes, 27% like it
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Now with 10% real juice!
of 291 votes, 22% like it
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Mmmm... Lemony fresh!
of 308 votes, 17% like it
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I feed on the living.
of 331 votes, 20% like it
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Blood fueled death machine... love me.
of 285 votes, 13% like it
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The end is nigh!
of 351 votes, 15% like it
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Each beat brings you closer to death.
of 311 votes, 22% like it
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If anything, I'm underrated!
of 341 votes, 17% like it
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Fuck you! I'm not fucking belligerent!
of 342 votes, 17% like it
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Ack! He has claws!
of 334 votes, 12% like it
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Don't bother me, I'm working.
of 258 votes, 15% like it
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Arggg!
of 479 votes, 17% like it
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Ask me.
of 381 votes, 19% like it
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I'm James Bonds' younger brother.
of 270 votes, 14% like it
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You've sunk my battleship!
of 305 votes, 32% like it
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You sunk my battleship!
of 473 votes, 29% like it
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Pies are not square, you bastard!
of 300 votes, 26% like it
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Alone in Kyoto
of 422 votes, 13% like it
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I am a grape.
of 431 votes, 17% like it
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One man clique.
of 389 votes, 17% like it
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I'm epic.
of 435 votes, 25% like it
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I lose myself between the sounds.
of 326 votes, 14% like it
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Don't ask me about Fight Club.
of 483 votes, 29% like it
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I know the feeling.
of 350 votes, 20% like it
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Fuck Pedro
of 563 votes, 22% like it
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Let's watch the sun crash. Together.
of 404 votes, 24% like it
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I am not this shirt.
of 425 votes, 15% like it
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Conformity isn't as bad as you think.
of 373 votes, 23% like it
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I'm a consumer!
of 359 votes, 19% like it
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Zombie
of 526 votes, 17% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ack! Where's my lobster claw?!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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All your base belong to Microsoft.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Another day.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Appy-polly-loggies.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Breathe out so I can breathe you in.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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By not being trendy, I'm being trendy!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Can't you hear that?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Carful! I'm 50% penut oil!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Cerpin Taxt
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Cerpin Taxt, now Vismund Cygnus.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Charybdis I persume?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Chicks dig zombies!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose...
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Cn't typ vwls.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Come and get one in the yarbles!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Don't read this. It's not funny.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Feels like something...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Follow me.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Fuck it... Just give me the $100 now.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Fuck the Ring.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Deltoid!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am a human being, be nice to me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am no more than this shirt. Sorry.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I am sorry, but Napoleon Dynamite sucked
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I bet Superman could kick Bush's ass!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I chose not to choose life.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I could kill you all... in Halo 2.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I don't remember putting this on today.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I donated my heart. Be nice to me :)
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I eat food. Do you?
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have a lobster claw in my pants!
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I hunt by night.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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I know the real thing.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I lied... there is no other shirt.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I love... cake.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I taste salty.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I want to go on the fly fly!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I was cured, all right!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I wish I were Billy Kong.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I wish I were Don Hertzfeldt.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'll be there in ten.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'll hunt for you all night.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm more indy than you.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm.... Well... A person, I imagine.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've been evaporated!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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If nothing else, I'm breathing...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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InDesign
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Is there anything on my back?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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It ain't even the same fuckin' sport.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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It want's you... watch out.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Je suis un rasin.
of 120 votes, 10% like it
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Keep going.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Let it out.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Let's be different... together.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Let's go to Threadless, not Iraq!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Look at me go!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Look at me! I'm clever! Right?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Look out! It's claws hurt!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Look! You can see the ocean from here!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Mars is the next Moon!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Meat Puppet of Consumerism
of 130 votes, 10% like it
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Mon Dieu!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Moop.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My mom like... damn, you already did it!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My mom likes- damn, you already did it!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Now on sale! Low, low price! Buy now!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Oh... You are sick.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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One minute here... one minute there...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Out-of-the-box!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Santo Maria!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Say "what?" again mother fucke
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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So it goes
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Somebody put me together the other day.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Spiral out...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Submission # 18,237
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Surprise! I'm Dead!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Take me to the dogrun.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Taste me... You'll find I taste salty.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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The omni ones use, like, insperation.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The sun is called Sol.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The world's most unoriginal shirt.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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There isn't enough space fo fit what th
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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These go to eleven.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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This word shirt speaks the truth!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Tira me a las arañas!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Trust me, I'm more clever than my shirt
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Underwater Love
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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We are all 90% water.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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We are all in someone's dream.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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We're all already victims.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Well, I'm out of clever slogan ideas...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Well, I'm out of ideas.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Where's the zombie love?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Who says word shirts have to be funny?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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With my feet upon the ground...
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You are all figments of my dream.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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You are dreaming. Wake up.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You are not unique!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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You are not your t-shirt!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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You have to reach out and pull it on in.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You just got served mother fucker!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You mook!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You'd love me if I were Johnny Depp...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You'll die someday... I guarantee it.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Your Everloving
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Your lines are beautiful.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Zombies CAN feel love!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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[Dead]
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Look! Look! Another clever message! Haha! I'm so smart! Wait... I'm making fun of myself, aren't I?
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