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SourBitch aka Uschi Von Bueccher is a 25.84 year old girl, has been a member since July 20, 2007, has scored 5654 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65.

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Aug 20 '07 by SourBitch

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what hats go with scrubs?

I'm getting a job at an emergency vet clinic, triaging the incoming animals, so I gotta wear scrubs. In order to not bother the customers I will be interacting with, they've asked if I'd mind wearing a hat (mohawk) -- they "don't want to ask me to change who I am" (don't you LOVE these people?).

All suggestions are welcome.

...I do not think my propeller-beanie will be appropriate. Although I would LOVE to go get a black (or cream) bowler, I'm not sure that would be appropriate either.

gboy_68 on Aug 20 '07 at 6:31pm

get a chick beanie

amaliaslash on Aug 20 '07 at 6:32pm

unless it's one of those rasta hats with fake dreds down to your knees, i doubt you'll have trouble finding something that matches.

Chipmnk on Aug 20 '07 at 6:32pm

A bowler/derby would be so awesome.

A fedora? I'm not sure what exactly would be appropriate at a veterinary clinic.

digitalDreamer on Aug 20 '07 at 6:33pm

it's a vet clinic so why not a lobster hat?

loserbeech on Aug 20 '07 at 6:33pm

Get one of those blue bandana type things that surgeons on medical dramas wear.

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 6:35pm

I think I might go with a blank ball-cap, probably close to the color of my scrubs (which I need to stock up on, post-haste).

I don't think a fedora would be good 'cause it would (at least slightly) limit my vision. A bowler wouldn't hide my eyes from the customers -- nor would a ball-cap if I wear it like Alvin (of the chipmunks), as I typically do.

d3d on Aug 20 '07 at 6:35pm

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 6:36pm

Hmm, a surgical cap. Yes, I do suppose that would be appropriate, wouldn't it.

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 6:36pm

lol @ d3d! I could get one like 1989 Batman's Joker.

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 6:38pm

If it helps, I'm the gender-queer white gal in this photo. So some things won't really fly well.

loserbeech on Aug 20 '07 at 6:39pm

Get a chef's hat and carry a meat cleaver. For bonus racial stereotyping points, write the name of a local Chinese takeaway on your scrubs.

Neon Samurai on Aug 20 '07 at 6:48pm

I'd go with the bowler. I've got one and it goes with just about everything. On the other hand it feels a bit weird wearing one inside (or at least it does to me) so maybe a cap or a bandanna would be more practical.

chlobo107 on Aug 20 '07 at 10:26pm

Bald all the way. Screw hair.

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 10:28pm

I'm goin' bowler. Has to be black too. I talked with my sister and she mentioned that a white/cream one would get blood ALL over it (in a more noticeable fashion).

lemonalle on Aug 20 '07 at 10:33pm

pilgrim hat!

you could consider it a not-so-subtle condemnation of their puritanical attitudes.

SourBitch on Aug 20 '07 at 10:44pm

que? the clinic has no problem, but since my job would be working with the general public, they would like me to not be too outlandish -- besides, they didn't say I had to grow my hair out, they said a hat. That's pretty cool for a business.