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SourBitch
SourBitch aka Uschi Von Bueccher is a 28.31 year old girl, has been a member since July 20, 2007, has scored 5,654 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 95 designs get printed.
...back when I was 20. My hair was longer than it's ever been when I was 19. I was poor and couldn't afford a haircut (I lived off tuna and eggs). My hair was to between my shoulder-blades. Not long for most gals, but I'm not most gals.

Anyway, a little after I turned 20, I decided, what the fuck. I wanna look like Tank Girl.

So:



Yes, my dog is pooping. I was timid and just shaved the sides, leaving all the top and still doing a pony-tail most times. Then, three months later, for Halloween I decided to go all-out Tank Girl, and did this between work and the halloween party:



It later morphed into this:



...better seen here:



And then I started taking a medication that turned me into a fat fuck:



And that's my story.

I just think it's silly to post about "haircuts" that don't change hardly anything. Plus, y'all don't know me, so I have to pimp the fuck out of myself.

Hi I'll be your Bunny this evening: Tommy.

kissmeimshitfaced
kissmeimshitfaced on Aug 04 '07 at 2:58pm
Cool
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 04 '07 at 3:03pm
I wish I had a photo online of "before" with the long hair. I looked like a tool.
PuterBoy
PuterBoy on Aug 04 '07 at 3:04pm
...it looks very bad.





I'm not trying to be mean, just informative.
Noodlegirl
Noodlegirl on Aug 04 '07 at 3:05pm
I like it in that light pink.
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 04 '07 at 3:14pm
"I'm not trying to be mean, just informative."



That's cool, I don't expect anyone to like it but myself. And I rather like it a lot. So, we're chill.
Monkey III
   Monkey III on Aug 04 '07 at 3:21pm
ahaha awesome pics especially the last one
jean_warhol
   jean_warhol on Aug 05 '07 at 12:18am
You remind me of Lori Petty in Tank Girl
therecouldbenothingafterThis
therecouldbenothingafterThis on Aug 06 '07 at 2:02pm
i like the blue the best.
todiefor
todiefor on Aug 06 '07 at 2:05pm
super jealous of your batman pic.
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 06 '07 at 2:06pm
I've done about every color of the rainbow. I stick with red 'cause it works with my eyes (aww!) best.



The pink was done with kool-aid. You boil water, dump in a packet to super-saturate the water (I used Pink Lemonade and Cherry/Fruit Punch together) -- no sugar!-- and stick yer skull into the mix. I started buying dye after about the millionth scalp-burn.
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 06 '07 at 2:08pm
Like the Batman? Here's one better:







(I throwed his punkass over the top rope.)
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 06 '07 at 2:08pm
todiefor
todiefor on Aug 06 '07 at 2:09pm
does it last?
todiefor
todiefor on Aug 06 '07 at 2:09pm
i mean, atleast a couple of days.
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 06 '07 at 2:16pm
Kool-Aid lasts about 11 days, the whole time fading hard-core. The remnant stain lasts forever, but the bright color washes right out. In the Manatee and SDCC pictures (taken in two consecutive days) I had only just boiled my hair two days prior. (btw, timeline goes SDCC with the gotham crew, then manatee) Of course, my hair is invisible-blond, so it takes color like a champ.



My recommendations:

If you want it to last and look good, buy dye.

If you don't want roots, buy dye.

If you don't want to know what a scalded scalp feels like, buy dye.

If you want to be able to bleach out the color in the future, buy dye.



Kool-Aid works best if you just want to dye the tips of your hair. My sister did that in high school and it looked killer. (she was bleach-white-blond with pink tips until Pink alla-sudden got popular with HER hair and then Gwen Stephani did it and suddenly it wasn't cool).
SourBitch
SourBitch on Aug 06 '07 at 2:17pm
Oh yeah, and you gotta basically sit on your head for 30 minutes to soak the hair enough to take the kool-aid color.
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