97 % cotton poly blend, 5 % smart
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I'm young. Too bad this is an old shirt.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I am smart and your mom is a virgin.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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( I'm in parentheses )
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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96% cotton-poly blend, 4% geek
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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Welcome to sarcasm. May I take your order?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I hate to leave but...........(thank God for the cell phone)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I need an (excuse)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not D r ùnkddk
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Urinesane
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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El burro sabe mas que tú.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Urine Idiot
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Narcissist (mirror image)
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Definition of a T-shirt: not your average C, D, or Z-shirt
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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You never Know how many friends u have until u own a beach house
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Hola, Hi, Yaisu, Bon Jour, Shalom
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I found this shirt in the trash.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Welcome to sarcasm!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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O tempora, O mores!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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nolens, volens
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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mutatis mutandi
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Focus on what you can change , not on what you can't
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I can drive (a sandwich)
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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anyone got a slogan
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Who put this dumb slogan on my shirt?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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That's not mud.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Have an extra shirt?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I found a man wearing this and I kicked the shirt out of him.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Math lesson: You+me=NEVER
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Don't be that kid.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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you can't read my shirt (mirror image)
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Nothing to fear, your bike's in my pocket.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I should buy this shirt.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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You wore that shirt yesterday.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Property of (insert name here)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Oops, I fogot to put on a shirt.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I'm glad this shirt doesn't have a stupid phrase. (scratch that)
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Is my shirt backwards? (read back of shirt)
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Stop writing on my shirt!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If you don't read this you owe me a dollar.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Read this and you owe me a dollar
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not emo, I just like blood.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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a song is stuck in my head. The eject button must be broken.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Got a life? Then stop reading my shirt.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Who wrote this on my shirt?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Signatures here (make the phrase fill up the entire shirt)
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Give me a hug (and get poison oak)
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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(pink shirt) Your mom made me wear this shirt.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Nobody has this shirt.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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You better not be wearing the same shirt.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I has well grammar.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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I need a good phrase on my shirt!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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Don't you just hate shirts with phrases on them?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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my shirt is on backwards. or is my head?
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Your mom made me wear this shirt.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I had a better mem- Wait what was I saying?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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maybe you should drive
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Give me a hug!!!! (I have poison ivy)
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I wonder what a bicycle tastes like.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Oh, no I ran out of space on my shir-
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Eye no how 2 spel curektly
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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