(desperately hoping to be propositioned)
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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dali was misunderstood. oh wait - i'm thinking of chewbacca.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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deja $@#&
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Do corporations dream of legal entities representing sheep?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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don't ask me why, but you should always question dogma.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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food addict. (and by "food," i mean "crack.")
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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god, why have you forsaken me? oh, right... that.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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i can see your ampullae of lorenzini from here.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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i don't wash my hands when i pee.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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i hope hermione dies
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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i think i might be a bit of a jerk.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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i think my life coach is trying to kill me.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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i think this t-shirt was a re-gift.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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i wish i had claws
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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i'm a mystery wrapped in a riddle. basted in a fine enigma sauce.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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i'm a pastiche, wrapped in an homage.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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i'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the t-shirt, sir!
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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I'm laughing on the inside. Where it counts.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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i'm open to selling out.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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i've gotta be somebody's fetish.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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if i was on TV, this would be funny.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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in a former life, this t-shirt was a thong. it prefers this.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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my dog thinks i'm the coolest guy in the world.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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no est bueno?!?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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OCD sucks. sucks. sucks. sucks. (is that five? damn...)
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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specialization is for insects
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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this body is for placement only
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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this t-shirt has zero emissions. just doing my part.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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this t-shirt is a cry for help
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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this t-shirt works on so many levels.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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thomas edison stole all my ideas.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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umm... how do i get paris hilton's gig?
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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waiting for the perfect moment to strike
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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walking is for the (flightless) birds
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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who would jesus hate?
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Why do I feel like evolution has its eye on me?
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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without stereotypes, stupid people wouldn't know who to hate.
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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zombies have it so easy. grunt, eat some brains. that's the life.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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