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parasitemite
aka jonathan has been a member since July 18, 2007, has scored 1746 submissions, giving an average score of 2.25.
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Lobsters: Nature's perfect creation of insanity.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Oxygen: Powering Stupidity Since the Dawn of Time
of 24 votes, 50% like it
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Oxygen: Powering the Human Race Since The Dawn of Time
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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My clothing got out of the wrong side of the dresser today.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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a-s-d-f-j-k-l-; are my homeboys
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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My inner demons are manifesting on the outside.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Walking into problems isn't as fun as jumping to conclusions.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Citizen of the United States of Awesome
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I took the day off: my clone is filling in.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm the fifth horseman but God ran out of stallions
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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DNA happens.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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My heart is made of sunshine and candy.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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At least this t-shirt still loves me.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I don't want to know why, I want to know why not.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Mimes are worth a thousand words.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Hurricanes, Typhoons, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, John Tesh
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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This is my clone: I'm not responsible for his actions.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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I like to go to and fro. You know?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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3 rules: No water, no food after midnight, no bright lights.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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There are hurt monsters in my stomach.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Carbon-based life form.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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The t-shirt is winning the format war.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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This city is big enough for the both of us
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Official Member of the Club Sandwich Society
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Casual Shirt: +10 Charisma, +5% Luck
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Don't hassle me: I'm on VACATION!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I don't buy ugly houses
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I eat healthy so you don't have to.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I give you the gift of words.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Im a English major and i no how to right correctly.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Lassie wouldn't save you.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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My inner demons and manifesting on the outside.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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STFU
GTFO
ASAP
K THX
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sweat glands activated
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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This is my clone: I'm not responsible for his/her actions.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Vintage processor inside.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, this is what an internet troll looks like!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/547502/parasitemite
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