Profile for jzef - Comics! (now with translation by nonolarson!)

jzef aka jean-francois is a 23.34 year old boy, has been a member since July 17, 2007, has scored 592 submissions, giving an average score of 2.95.

Jul 14 '08 by jzef

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Comics! (now with translation by nonolarson!)

I made these comics recently (it's in french sorry...if someone is able to translate...)

And I've also two designs in the running :

I know the alphabet - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

the fun witch of the north east - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Thanks for voting!!

sonmi on Jul 14 '08 at 12:26pm

oh how i love your linework!

spacesick 2 on Jul 14 '08 at 12:32pm

ahaha. that top comic is my most favorite thing by you EVER (so far)

pinoyboy on Jul 14 '08 at 12:32pm

i need 2 take french class

jzef on Jul 14 '08 at 12:40pm

thanks!
I've many other comics that i would like to post here but I need to find someone to translate them.

spacesick 2 on Jul 14 '08 at 12:41pm

yes please!

againstbound on Jul 14 '08 at 12:41pm

I'm wearing Executioner right now =D

phones on Jul 14 '08 at 12:43pm

ace!

kiLLyou on Jul 14 '08 at 12:51pm

jzef, vous êtes tout simplement incroyable!

nonolarson on Jul 14 '08 at 1:50pm

Crève sale gaucher lol

Well here is my attempt at translating the first panel :D

SUMMER PUBLIC EXECUTION

-Ludo!
-Oh my! Adrien! Super!

-Hey, I just came back from my summer holidays!
-Woah super! Tell me more about it!

-I stayed at a GHT (Guillotine Holiday Resort), it was great!
-Yeah, super!

-A super great little village nested in between two super little hills! Super!

RECEPTION
-Hello my name is Ludo super. EAGLE - WOLF HEAD - INDIAN
-The executioner is waiting for you. Could you please sign?

So I will finally enjoy my first decapitation by guillotine!

This is Jean-Horn the executioner.
-Super job!
-Super!

And this is the audience.
-There was way more people for Louis XVI...

-And so I was beheaded at a public execution, super!
-I don't buy this. You couldn't heal so fast.

-That's right huhuhu!

nonolarson on Jul 14 '08 at 3:17pm

Haha I'm bored, I translated the other one:

EURODANCE FLUTE

-Yeah Hamelin! I'm gonna win the flute contest!

-Hola rascal, where's the flute contest?
-IN YOUR ASS!!!
-Hahaha... watch out!

-Hey young beggar! Do you know where it's at ?
-It's on the left, on the right, on the left, on the left again and straight ahead!!! Wouldn't you have a coin for me?
I is left-handed, help me! on the paper.
-Go kill yourself evil left-handed creature!

FLUTE HOUSE
-Oh well... well there's no one.

-Hmm... it's really weird. Well the jury must be in the house.
-I have to make a neat entrance.

-HELLO RETARDS!

-We were waiting for you Jean-Baptiste the moustache-flutist-man!
-Gasp!

-Who... whowhowho are you... Be...beware... I have a big flute!!

-It's a trap! This contest was meant to make you play some flute for us!
-We are your biggest fans! We own all your records!
-But... but that's mean! show yourselves...

-Hi hi hi hi!
-We got you!
-Yay!
-RATS!!!!!!!

-Come on JB play something!
-Yeahhh come on!
-Well... uh... ok...

-Yay!
-Cool!

-Yeah
-Don't stop!
-Hey go on!

-But... you're dancing the twist!!
-Yes it's great!
-TWIST!
-Can you play again pwease!

-Aaaahh they're monsters!!
-Hey come back! Woohoo! Play again!

-Yes! Finally those rats have left!
-It was enough!
-Horrible!
-Monsters... I'm telling you!
-Always dancing the twist everywhere! scary...

-Come back! we want some flute!
-AAAA

And so the inhabitants of Hamelin were really happy to get rid of these idiot rats that were always dancing the twist that it was scary.

jzef on Jul 14 '08 at 4:15pm

Waah coool merci nono !

nonolarson on Jul 14 '08 at 4:52pm

But no one cares! :(

Hey people come here and read this wonderful comic with lovely textures and colors by Jzef!

Tu devrais mettre "comics trop super bien" (enfin en anglais) dans ton titre pour ramener du peuple :p