Per Rolf's Cool 365 Days of Slogans Idea:

Vote and save them from damnation

365 COUNTDOWN: 271 out of 365 completed! (as of 7/22/09)



July
7-22-09
This Shirt Is Upside-down in Australia

7-21-09
The New Internet Meme Is The Outdoors.

7-20-09
My iLfe is So Disorganized!

7-19-09
Here's A List Of Things I Hate: 1. Lists.

7-18-09
Order Things, Out Do I Of Sometimes.

7-17-09
I Used To Be A Compulsive Liar, But Now I Still Am.

7-16-09
If You're Reading This, Then You've Created An Awkward Silence...

7-15-09
This Is Just a Precursor To My Awkwardness

7-14-09
Of All The T-Shirts I Own, I Chose To Wear This Self-Aware One

7-13-09
People Who Make Faces At Cemeteries Are Being Fresh To Death

7-12-09
I Can Never Seem To Get My Wordplay To Become A Wordmusical

7-11-09
I'm A Complete Nincompoop When It Comes To Self-Deprecating Humor

7-10-09
I Can't Believe I Chose To Wear This Today

7-9-09
This T-Shirt Runs On 100% Cotton Fuel

7-8-09
Kids Always Have Time For Your Childish Games

7-7-09
My Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Involves Ice Cream and Donuts

7-6-09
Raise Your Hand If You Love Interactive T-Shirts!

7-5-09
Raise Your Hand If You Love Following Directions!

7-4-09
Surprisingly, A Doctor A Day Will Not Keep The Apple Away.

7-3-09
My Last T-Shirt Was Too Existential

7-2-09
I Was Picked To Be Worn Today On This Torso!

7-1-09
The Rules To The Game Of Tag Will Always STand The Test Of Time

June
6-30-09
Have You Seen My Rhetorical Question?

6-29-09
Addition Symbols Are Always Thinking Positive

6-28-09
(upside down)This'll Make More Sense On The Loopty Loop Coaster

6-27-09
After You've Read This Be Sure To Stop By My Gift Shop

6-26-09
Invisible Ink Is Overrated.

6-25-09
Forget The T-Shirt, Check Out The Sweet Kicks Below!

6-24-09
Those Funky Smells Sure Know How To Boogie Though!

6-23-09
Why Do We Keep Assuming The Birds Want These Things?

6-22-09
Don't Be So Silly, Of Course I love Ridiculousness

6-21-09
The Synonym of Synonym is Synonymous with Synonym.

6-20-09
Don't Take This Shirt Literally, Take It, Literarily.

6-19-09
Never Tell A Cannibal To, 'Eat Your Heart Out'

6-18-09
Follow Me To The Gullible Convention!

6-17-09
I Must Be A Jock, The Dice Just Gave Me +4 Athleticisim

6-16-09
I'm Still Waiting For The Moment My Spacebar Takes Me To Space

6-15-09
This T-Shirt Is Extremely Self-Aware

6-14-09
I Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, i mean, never will exaggerate.

6-13-09
If A T-Shirt Is Worn Underneath Another Shirt, Is It Still Fresh?

6-12-09
This Is My Summer T-Shirt, Or My Winter Undershirt.

6-11-09
I Can't Be A Nerd, This Tee Gives Me +5 Strength and +3 Charisma

6-10-09
It's Lunch Time!* *This Shirt Has An Accuracy Rate of 27.4%

6-9-09
This Shirt Isn't Pointless! (See Corners Of Tee For Points)

6-8-09
Once Negative Nancy Marries Positive Phil, Neutral Nick Is Born.

6-7-09
Convincing A Duck He's Not A Doctor Is Pointless

6-6-09
I'm Easily Manipulated Into Wearing Pointless T-Shirts

6-5-09
We're Not Strangers, We're Just Perpetually Playing Hide N' Seek!

6-4-09
I Gave Up Crowd Surfing Once Crowd Sharks Became Real

6-3-09
Buying Unnecessary T-Shirts Is One Of My Vices.

6-2-09
A Biscuit is Bread's Roll Model.

6-1-09
Every Vote Counts. Actually, Votes Can't Count, They're Inanimate

May
5-31-09
(dizzy text)We Just Went On a Rollercoaster

5-30-09
The Playground Sandbox Teaches Us A Lot About Perspective

5-29-09
See If You Can Read This Shirt When I Press My Turbo Button

5-28-09
Squares May Be Uncool, But Circles Will Never Have That Edginess

5-27-09
The Prophecy Came True! I'm Wearing This Shirt Today!

5-26-09
I Just Got My Palm Read, It Said I'd Wear This Shirt Today!


5-25-09
I'm Not A TV, I Just Play One In Real Life!


5-24-09
If You Don't Stop Taking Me Seriously, I'm Gonna Have To Fluxate!

5-23-09
(Near the hips) Actually We Do Lie Sometimes.

5-22-09
I'm Away From My Washing Machine Right Now.

5-21-09
If You Put Your Worries Behind You, You Might Trip!

5-20-09
When I Can't Think Of Anything I Look At My Stupid T-Shirt

5-19-09
Dear Everyone, I enjoy writing in letter format. Signed, Me.

5-18-09
I Always! Get Excited! At! The Wrong! Moments.

5-17-09
Dude, You Were In My Dream Last Night, As A Complete Stranger!

5-16-09
It's Okay, I Don't "Get" This Shirt Either.

5-15-09
People Who Throw Stones In Glass Houses Should Find A New Realtor

5-14-09
If There's An Awkward Silence I Make The Tumbleweed Sound

5-13-09
If I Was Awkward Would I Be Wearing This T-Shirt?

5-12-09
When I Was Your Age You Were Your Age

5-11-09
I Challenge You To a Duel! A Tickle Duel.

5-10-09
Circles Will Never Have That Competitive Edge

5-9-09
I'm Not Trying To Mess With Your Head.

5-8-09
If You Can't Read This, You're Lying.

5-7-09
If I'm Dyslexic, Then You're A Krej.
(day 196)

5-6-09
(Front)Don't Tell Me What's Written On The Back!(back)Nothing.

5-5-09
My Hidden Talent Is Wearing T-Shirts

5-4-09
Let's Read Each Others T-Shirts Simultaneously!

5-3-09
I Wear This Underneath Hoodies

5-2-09
I Have Many Layers, Unless I'm Only Wearing This T-Shirt Today.

5-1-09
Ask Me Which Side Of The Bed I Woke Up On Today.

April
4-30-09
If I'm Not Back In 20 Minutes, It Means You Bored Me.

4-29-09
It's Not That I'm Indecisive, It's Just, I, Maybe, No. Yes. What?

4-28-09
This Is An Advance Apology For My Awkwardness

4-27-09
(neon colors) I Saw This In An Ad Once

4-26-09
(Alternating big and small text) I'm A Whirlwind of Emotions

4-25-09
I Just Randomly Realized That I Realize A Lot Of Things Randomly

4-24-09
Getting Off On The Wrong Foot Is Hard To Do In Rollerskates

4-23-09
I Get Into Awkward Situations Just So I Can Back Away Slowly

4-22-09
And Then Someone Said, 'Hey, that should be on a t-shirt'

4-21-09
Why Does Anyone Even Know One Muffin Man?

4-20-09
Those With Loose Lips Should Also See a Doctor

4-19-09
Think Of The Last Time You Were Being Chased. Now, Add Banjo.

4-18-09
T-Shirts Are Never A Place To Express Opinions!

4-17-09
ttthhiss wiiillll mmaaakkee senseee whhen i'mmm on aaa drryyeerrr

4-16-09
Truth Be Told, Truth Serums Don't Work

4-15-09
Let Me Catch You Up To Speed. How Does 55 Sound?

4-14-09
Let's Get One Thing Straight: I Love Squiggly Lines!

4-13-09
I Wonder What Hypothetical Situations Are Like.

4-12-09
Proper Spelling: Are You For or Agaisnt

4-11-09
I Guess I Wasn't Really Thinking When I Got That Lobotomy

4-10-09
Fatally Wounding Even One Bird With a Stone is Impressive

4-9-09
(belt print/allover print) I Don't Know When To Stop

4-8-09
Zombies Don't Believe in Deadlines

4-7-09
I Always Save The Best For Last. Best.

4-6-09
What Are You Waiting For? Read My Shirt Already!

4-5-09
Hip Hop Was A Much Better Name Than Spine Bounce

4-4-09
If We're Indoors Right Now, This is an Inside Joke

4-3-09
I Don't Cut Corners Because I Hate Circles

4-2-09
A Banana Backwards is Still A Banana

4-1-09
On The Issue of Proper Spelling, Everyone Knows Where I Stnad.

March
3-31-09
Apostrophes Are For Sma'rt People

3-30-09
Somewhere, Someplace, I Am Someones Arch-nemesis

3-29-09
If You Can't Beat Em' Join Em, Doesn't Work In Space

3-28-09
I Wish People Would Stop Killing Time, He Has a A Wife And Kids

3-27-09
The Clothes Make The Man, But Bones Help Too.

3-26-09
Words In The Wrong Place Mad Me Make.

3-25-09
This Shirt Uses Ultraviolet (UV INK)Irony

3-24-09
If It Were Opposite Day, These Words Would Be Numbers

3-23-09
Laugh All You Want! I'm A Clown In My Spare Time

3-22-09
If Only You Read This As 19th Century British Royalty

3-21-09
I'll Literally Never Be Caught Dead Wearing This.

3-20-09
I Always Laugh At People In Slogan Shirts. Also I'm Self-Loathing

3-19-09
Let's Not Fight. Unless The Last Slice of Pizza Is Involved.

3-18-09
I Had All My Ducks In A Row, Then They Flew South For The Winter

3-17-09
It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Says It's All Fun And Games

3-16-09
If It Wasn't For Math, Polygons Would Just Be A Ridiculous Word

3-15-09
Apparently, Two Wrongs Don't Make A Pie Either

3-14-09
If Only I Had The Self-Confidence To Wear Slogan Shirts

3-13-09
Astronauts Will Never Be As Down To Earth As The Rest Of Us

3-12-09
My Visible Friends Are Also Make Believe

3-11-09
I Don't Know, The Eye Of The Tiger Just Makes Me Pee My Pants

3-10-09
Eye Contact Is Overrated Apparently

3-9-09
Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Unless The Toy Prize Stinks

3-8-09
Sorry, Some Of My Creative Juices Spilled Onto This Shirt

3-7-09
Tell Me About Your Fake Backstory

3-6-09
Pronouns Laugh In The Face Of Amateurnouns

3-5-09
If We're Ever Stranded On An Island This Shirt Makes Me Leader

3-4-09
You Can't Even Look Me In The Eye Whilst Reading This.

3-3-09
Just So We're Clear, This Economic Mess Is Not My Fault.

3-2-09
I'll Never Give Up On Giving Up!

3-1-09
Let's Get One Thing Straight, I Hate Squiggly Lines

February
2-28-09
Allow Me To Extrapolate On Big Words I Don't Understand

2-27-09
Remember That Time We Got Reincarnated?
2-26-09
What's Done Is Done. And What's Pizza Is Delicious.

2-25-09
Together, We Could Start A One Man Band! Wait, No We Can't.

2-24-09
I Would Like To See The Supply And Demand Chart For Dragons

2-23-09
Good Farewells Are Hard To Come Bye.

2-22-09
I've Never Been Any Good At Hyphenating Approp-riately

2-21-09
This Has No Purpose, Except To Make You Think Of Dragons.

2-20-09
I Misplace Some Purpose On Words

2-19-09
What Are The Chances Of You Reading This Twice?

2-18-09
If I Was To Ask You A Hypothetical Question Would You Answer?

2-17-09
Who Is Going To Space To Scream Anyway?

2-16-09
My Ray Gun Was Useless, It Only Turned People Into Guys Named Ray

2-15-09
(wraparound text) I Have This Bad Habit Of Talking In Circles

2-14-09
(wraparound text) I Really Hope You Didn't Read This Entire Thing

2-14-09
This Shirt Signifies My Dire Need Of Clean Laundry

2-13-09
I'm Not Apathetic, I'm Just Something, Or Whatever. Maybe.

2-12-09
My T-Shirt And I Are In A Never-ending Game of Tag Right Now

2-11-09
Ask About My Fear Of Impromptu Conversations

2-10-09
When You're A Total Square You Can't Think Outside The Box

2-9-09
You're Just Five Seconds Away From An Awkward Silence.

2-8-09
The Platypus: Nature's Version Of An Awkward Teenager

2-7-09
Jungle Gyms Were The Cause Of My Wild Animal Behavior As A Child

2-6-09
Just So We're Clear. I Never Clarify Things.

2-5-09
This is where I keep the middle of my body

2-4-09
I've Managed To Say Nothing In Eight Words

2-3-09
Words That Sound Like Letters Are Fun, Ay?

2-2-09
This Is Where I Keep The Middle Of My Body

2-1-09
Ask About My Ability To Answer Impromptu Questions

January
1-31-09
Do You Think Rhetorical Questions Will Ever Go Out Of Style?

1-30-09 DAY 100!
(Text wraps around) I Sometimes Ramble On And On For No Reason

1-29-09
Trees Are Always Made In The Shade

1-28-09
It's The Little Things In Life That Cause Me To Trip A Lot

1-27-09
Be Nice To Me. I Have Henchmen.

1-26-09
Honesty May Be The Best Policy, But Imagination Gets You A Dragon

1-25-09
Looking Back, Purchasing That Submarine Was Probably A Bad Idea

1-24-09
Isn't Everyone An Airhead, What With The Oxygen and All...

1-23-09
Do You Think Stars Wish Upon Humans?

1-22-09
When All Else Fails Use Big (big font) WORDS

1-21-09
I Have A Propensity To Use Words I Don't Understand

1-20-09
Vegetables. The Perfect Snack For Fruitless Endeavors.

1-19-09
Today Is The Last Day I Wear Slogan Shirts

1-18-09
I Apologize In Advance For Any Pointless Advance Apologies.

1-17-09
Where Do Wolves Even Find These Sheep Costumes?

1-16-09
I Could Tell You How I'm Esoteric, But You Wouldn't Understand.

1-15-09
Dude, Not Cool We Were Supposed To Wear Matching T-Shirts!

1-14-09
Elevator Music Always Gets Me Down, And Sometimes Up

1-13-09
Air: Don't Leave Anywhere Without It...Ever.

1-12-09
I'm Especially Good At Sports Where You Can Flail Uncontrollably

1-11-09
By Reading This You'll Visualize A Gang Of Giant Hat-Wearing Mice

1-10-09
Kleptomaniacs Don't Usually Give Advice They Just, Take It.

1-9-09
Social Networking: Who Says Grownups Can't Have Imaginary Friends

1-8-09
(front) For More Information See Back (back) This Is The Back.

1-7-09
My T-Shirts Inner Monologue Is Deeper Than Mine

1-6-09
Somehow I Got Kicked Out Of My One Man Band

1-5-09
Separation Issues Come In Handy When You're Hanging By A Thread

1-4-09
I've Slowly Realized It's Hard To Jump To Quick Conclusions

1-3-09
I Mistook Sleep Deprivation For Self Deprecation, So I Overslept

1-2-09
Being Two Steps Ahead Of Someone Is ill-advised Near a Cliff

1-1-09
If Black Is The New Pink, A Lot Of Ninjas Are Now Less Stealthy

DECEMBER
12-31-08
Slowly Backing Away: The Best Method For Fighting Awkwardness

12-30-08
The Original Words On This Shirt Have Been Overthrown

12-29-08
Cannibal Perfectionists Are Always Fleshing Out The Details

12-28-08
I Really, Really, Really, Really Hope This Stall Tactic Works

12-27-08
Swinging From The Stars Is Not Very Sensible

12-26-08
Think Of All The Crazy Situations You Got Into. Now Add a Banjo.

12-25-08(MERRY SOMETHING!)
Every Turtle I've Ever Trained Only Makes It To The Orange Belt

12-24-08
My Imagination is So Good I'm Imagining What You're Imagining

12-23-08
When I Drop A Dime, I Wish I Had a Nickel For Every Pretty Penny

12-22-08
(Text wraps around)This is a really long sentence with no purpose

12-21-08
(On sleeve)There Is a Trick Up Here (Other Sleeve)An Ace Up Here

12-20-08
My Sleeping Pattern Involves Trapezoids and Parallelograms

12-19-08
I Didn't Want To Wear This. My Bully Just Has A Sense For Fashion

12-18-08
Sneezing: Making Pretentious and Rich People Look Just Like You

12-17-08
A Knight In Shining Armor Would Be Really Annoying On A Sunny Day

12-16-08
I Need To Stop Counting Wolves When I Count Sheep. Bad Results.

12-15-08
Pirate Booty Is In The Eye Of The Beholdarrrrrrghhh

12-14-08
This Is Usually My Superhero Cape, But I've Run Out of Red Shirts

12-13-08
Everything I've Learned About Mallets I've Learned From Cartoons

12-12-08

If I Could Draw,This Would Be an Otter Cruising The Galaxy By Now

12-11-08
If You Can't Beat Em' Join Em', Doesn't Work With

12-10-08
This Is Not Just A Shirt With Words, It's A Secret Bib For Adults

12-9-08
(UV INK)When It's Sunny (Regular Ink) This Will Make Sense.

12-8-08
By Reading This You Have Accepted My Challenge To a Duel!


12-7-08
BASIC FEDERAL INCOME TAX SUCKS

12-6-08
(Puff Ink) This Shirt Is Allergic To It's Own Skin

12-5-08
People Who Don't Enunciate Are Such Pfhhthhththsh's

12-4-08
Sadly, Being Radical in Politics Has Zero To Do With Skateboards

12-3-08
If Only I Had A Tophat and a Monocle, Then I'd Be Taken Seriously

12-2-08
Artists Who Enjoy Hiking Always Have To Retrace Their Steps


12-1-08
Partying Till The Break Of Dawn Isn't Smart If You're A Vampire

NOVEMBER
11-30-08
Have You Heard About My Affinity To End Sentences with Questions?

11-29-08
I'm Not One To Brag But I'm Better At Non-Bragging Than You

11-28-08
Unlike Space, In The Shower Everyone Can Hear You Sing

11-27-08
Being Fresh To Death Isn't Always Good For Your Health

11-26-08
Leaving Words Out Sentences is Cool

11-25-08
So Many People Have Killed Buzz, But No One Has Ever Gone To Jail

11-24-08
I Can Never Remember Where I Put My T-Shirt With Words On It.

11-23-08
Steamrollers Are Actually the best form of flattery.

11-22-08
I Tried Being a Nihilist But I Never Saw The Point.

11-21-08
It's Hard Thinking Outside the Box When You're A Total Square

11-20-08
Never Trust a Vampire With a Day Job.

11-19-08
If You Add Up All The Times I Failed Math, You'd Have Some Number

11-18-08
An Apple A Day is a Terrible Health Insurance Plan

11-17-08
I'm Not Living in the Past. My Time Machine Is Just Broken.

11-16-08
I Guess I'm Just Better At Non-Competitiveness Than You.

11-15-08
This Isn't A T-Shirt. It's Long Lost Text From a Silent Movie.

11-14-08
I Was Once A Ferocious Lion! Then I Turned 8.

11-13-08
Whenever I Get A Stupid Idea, I Put It In Text Form On a T-Shirt

11-12-08
I Could Never Take Anyone With Words On Their Shirt Seriously.

11-11-08
I Was Once a Samurai. Now I Just Have A Really Long Letter Opener

11-10-08
The Only Way To Solve a Mystery is With a Pipe, and a Mustache

11-9-08
Self-Deprecation. The Only Way To Deprecate.


11-8-08
Taking A Shot in the Dark is Actually Not A Good Idea. Ever.

11-7-08
The Salt of the Earth Does Not Go Well With Meals

11-6-08
All The Cool Kids Respected Me Until I Bought This T-Shirt

11-5-08
I'd Tell You I'm The King of the Jungle But Then I'd Be Lion.

11-4-08
Food With Faces: Fun To Wear as Clothing, Scary to Eat.

11-3-08
Uncool Multiplication Tables Can Never Keep Up With the Times

11-2-08
Double Negatives Are Not For Just Nobody

11-1-08 (Crappy Slogan Day!)
Ice Cream Vendors The Ultimate Evil. Their Weapon: Brain Freeze

October
10-31-08 (HALLOWEEN EDITION!)
I Think I'm Just One Beaker Away From Being A Mad Scientist

10-30-08
Abrupt Endings Are So Ann-

10-29-08
(All-Over Belt Print) Now This is What I Call A Run On Sentence

10-28-08
Stubborn Grapes Are So Unraisinable

10-27-08
This Shirt is Not Busy (UV INK) Until The Sun Comes Out

10-26-08
If I Was A Dork Would I Be Wearing a Slogan T-Shirt?

10-25-08
(in cursive) Boring People Write Like This

10-24-08
It's Hard Being Indecisive All the Time. Or is It? Yes. Wait, No

10-23-08
I've Come to the Conclusion that I Can't Conclude this Conclusion