Profile for Maltzmania - Printed Slogans and Their Percentages [TYPE TEE WINNERS contd..]

Maltzmania aka ha cha cha cha is a 24.62 year old boy, has been a member since July 15, 2007, has scored 62156 submissions, giving an average score of 2.44.

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Feb 10 '08 by Maltzmania

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Printed Slogans and Their Percentages [TYPE TEE WINNERS contd..]

This will be a continuation of Garnett F's blog

All slogans printed so far AFTER GARNETT F'S LAST UPDATE with percentages and links to the writer's slogans page.
Click picture to go to shirt and text to go to submission page.

I am starting from the first winner AFTER "I listen to bands..."

Artists Love to Draw Attention - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Artists love to draw attention. of 83 votes, 71% like it by Brightwood

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about. of 101 votes, 79% like it by Tikimasters

In My Next Life I Want To Be A Ghost. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

In My Next Life, I Want To Be A Ghost.
of 53 votes, 68% like it by Jess4002

If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important. of 95 votes, 76% like it by PuppetMeat

My Better Half - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My better half (written on one side of shirt) of 83 votes, 59% like it by frauleinkatrina

My Blood Is Rich in Irony. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My blood is rich in irony. of 67 votes, 72% like it by jthrasher

If We Can Put a Man on the Moon, I Should Have a Robot Army by Now - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

if we can put a man on the Moon I should have a robot army by now of 59 votes, 64% like it by Danaych

Happily Ever After Is So Once Upon A Time. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Happily ever after is so once upon a time. of 70 votes, 77% like it by Brightwood

When You Think About It, All Galaxies Are Far, Far, Away - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

When you think about it, ALL galaxies are far, far away. of 71 votes, 82% like it by dbrv11

The Word on the Street is Graffiti. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The Word On The Street Is Graffiti.
of 90 votes, 80% like it by PuppetMeat

Technically We're All Under the Weather. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

techinically we're all under the weather. of 30 votes, 80% like it by tmaxey

It's all fun & games until someone brings a briefcase - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Brings A Briefcase of 150 votes, 81% like it by Maltzmania the Idiot

My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My Friends Aren't Imaginary, Just Invisible And Shy. of 114 votes, 71% like it by FRICKINAWESOME!

Paint a picture, it'll take longer. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Paint a picture: it'll take longer. of 67 votes, 84% like it BY Erica The Red

Pizza: The edible pie chart - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Pizza: the edible pie chart
of 83 votes, 71% like it by Noh_Body

The best kept secret is the one you don't know about. of 68 votes, 81% like it by Tikimasters

I'm really awesome at being humble. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I'm really awesome at being humble. of 56 votes, 70% like it By Northerlywind

Shoulders - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

(Left Shoulder) Cold (Right Shoulder) To Cry On of 69 votes, 81% like it by rbthatcher

Geology n' Physics: The original rock n' roll - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Geology 'n' Physics: The Original Rock 'n' Roll. of 83 votes, 65% like it by Steelplate

I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds.of 103 votes, 73% like it by SPACE TO THE SICK2!

Robots wish they could do the human - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Robots wish they could do The Human. of 59 votes, 80% like it by JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost!

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds of 264 votes, 76% like it by Rossmat8!

Boomerangs: They're making a comeback - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Boomerangs: They're Making A Comeback of 69 votes, 77% like it by LunchBoxBrain!

Put your best foot forward.... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Put your best foot forward. Now, shake it all about. of 88 votes, 63% like it by Supertrooper74

10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

10 out of 10 people agree: We all agree. of 104 votes, 59% like it by Staffel!!

Global warming: All the cool planets are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Global Warming: All The Cool Planets Are Doing It of 47 votes, 74% like it by bryn.rhys

It's this easy being green. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

It's THIS easy being green. (on green shirt) of 59 votes, 68% like it by rbthatcher!!!

I like to think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I Like To Think Outside The Quadrilateral Parallelogram. of 85 votes, 86% like it by PUPPETMEAT!

I only fight if pillows are present. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I Only Fight If Pillows Are Present. of 90 votes, 76% like it by JESS4002!!!

My career as a psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My career as a Psychic ended due to unforeseen circumstances of 55 votes, 73% like it by KRIMSON

If you can't beat 'em, use cheat codes - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If you cant beat 'em, use cheat codes. of 104 votes, 81% like it by Toopersent

I liked homework better when it was called coloring. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I liked homework better when it was called coloring. of 109 votes, 78% like it by Bio-Bot 9000!

My creative juices may contain pulp - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My creative juices may contain pulp of 97 votes, 76% like it by Caleb11

The definition of suspense is... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The definition of suspense is... of 73 votes, 73% like it by LUNCHBOXBRAIN

Nostalgia was better in the old days. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Nostalgia Was Better in the Old Days.of 111 votes, 67% like it by BIO BOT 9000!

If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur. of 163 votes, 83% like it by BIO BOT 9000!

Actually, medicine is the best medicine. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Actually, Medicine is the best Medicine. of 73 votes, 71% like it by TIM SCRIBBLE

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum. of 182 votes, 59% like it by JULIEJEREMIAHHHHHHH

Feel free to feel me - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Feel free to feel me of 49 votes, 63% like it by ehdemoura

If rainbows are so cheerful, why are they always frowning? - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If Rainbows Are So Cheerful, Why Are They Always Frowning? of 142 votes, 56% like it by FRICKINAWESOME

If you find me dead make it look like I was doing something cool - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If you find me dead, make it look like I was doing something cool of 102 votes, 67% like it by bltrocker

Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things.
of 217 votes, 72% like it by JAYWALKERGRAPHICS

Resist peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Resist Peer Pressure. All the Cool Kids are Doing it. of 111 votes, 73% like it by BIO-BOT 9000

Forget science, I'm donating my body to magic - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Forget Science, I'm donating my body to Magic. of 51 votes, 71% like it BY RETROLUDO

I supplement my personality with witty shirts - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I supplement my personality with witty shirts. of 31 votes, 45% like it by VERTIGO5

I 'occasionally' use air quotes. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I "occasionally" use air quotes of 157 votes, 73% like it by ROSSMAT8!

A hug is my favorite adhesive. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

A Hug is My Favorite Adhesive of 88 Votes 65% like it BY DAVIDFROMDALLAS!

Drop it like you're clumsy - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

drop it like you're clumsy. of 90 votes, 58% like it By Kaloyster

My career plans were much more exciting when I was five. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

My Career Plans Were Much More Exciting When I Was 5. of 72 votes, 79% like it by KROKUNNNNN!!

I would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I would look cooler if I was riding a unicorn. of 60 votes, 45% like it by JefAndLaurenRockHarderThanMost

I'd rather play records than break them. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I'd rather play records than break them. of 66 votes, 59% like it by MARTIANDRIVEIN (Go Rolf Go!)

Life is like a box of terrible analogies. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Life is like a box of terrible analogies. of 300 votes, 72% like it by LARLAR!!!!

Yeah, I play on expert. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Yeah, I play on Expert. of 59 votes, 46% like it BY ssbaudi

Organ donor (see inside for details) - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Organ Donor (See inside for details) of 46 votes, 59% like it BY RosieWosie

Be spontaneous! You go first. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

BE SPONTANEOUS. (smaller font) you go first. of 39 votes, 69% like it by BEAN12

The future is now. And now. And now. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

the future is now. and now. and now. of 37 votes, 65% like it by barnacles

Hooray for sarcasm! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Hooray for sarcasm! of 291 votes, 62% like it BY SOME IDIOTMORON

Origami turned my pants into this shirt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Origami turned my pants into this shirt of 323 votes, 65% like it By Hector AGAINSTBOUND

I bought this shirt and all I got was this shirt - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I bought this shirt, and all I got was this shirt. of 164 votes, 57% like it BY STICKY MIKE!

The dinosaurs deserved it - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The dinosaurs deserved it. of 139 votes, 52% like it BY Ziggy1283

Plot, it builds character. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Plot, it builds character of 404 votes, 69% like it BY SPEEDYJVW

I hate attention seekers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I HATE ATTENTION SEEKERS.of 188 votes, 53% like it BY FRICKINAWESOME

Start walking behind me. We can start a parade. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Start walking behind me, we can start a parade. of 103 votes, 56% like it BY SIMPLETINROBOT

I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I feel all warm & fuzzy inside. Like I swallowed a kitten. of 616 votes, 75% like it BY LADYKAT

Zombies only want you for your brain - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Zombies only want you for your brain. of 324 votes, 73% like it BY CACTUS PIRATE JR.

You can't spell random without tangerine swordfish disco car - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

You Can't Spell Random Without Tangerine Swordfish Disco Car of 203 votes, 64% like it BY SOME RANDOM DUDE

I'm not bitter I'm just unsweetened - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I'm not bitter. I'm just unsweetened. of 92 votes, 54% like it BY joolya

I can't get enough minimalism - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I can't get enough minimalism of 52 votes, 40% like it BY NINJAPYRATE

Roses are green, violets are yellow, also, I'm colorblind. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Roses are green, Violets are yellow. Also, I'm color blind.of 50 votes, 46% like it BY PFAHEY718

It's just safer to assume I know karate - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

It's just safer if you assume I know karate of 249 votes, 75% like it. BY MARTIANDRIVEIN

Hey, let's go do fun stuff! - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Hey, lets go do fun stuff. of 48 votes, 27% like it BY 023

The art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The Art of Conversation is, Like, Kinda Dead and Stuff. of 686 votes, 56% like it BY FRICKINAWESOME

Now panic and freak out - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Now Panic and Freak Out of 67 votes, 42% like it BY WOSS

Sleep Is so last night - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Sleep is so last night. of 172 votes, 67% like it BY THE_BOXKITE

Real bear hugs are often fatal. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Real bear hugs are often fatal. of 210 votes, 65% like it by NINTECHNO

Rock is dead and paper killed it. - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Rock is dead and paper killed it. of 211 votes, 74% like it BY ROB SNAKEMAN

If You're Interested In Time Travel... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

If you're interested in time travel...of 57 votes, 56% like it BY BENSTICLES

While You Were Reading My Shirt... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

While you were reading this...of 295 votes, 69% like it BY ROSS ZIETZ

I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I'm Not Afraid of the dark...
(regular ink) I'm not afraid of the dark (glow ink) hold me! of 349 votes, 74% like it by some idiot...

Magic Is Just Stuff... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Magic is just stuff science hasn't made boring yet. of 241 votes, 64% like it BY STE7EN

I High Five Strangers - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

I high-five strangers. of 277 votes, 54% like it By some moron

The Internet Was Closed... - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

The Internet Was Closed So I Thought I'd Come Outside Today. of 323 votes, 67% like it BY FRICKINAWESOME

Movies: Ruining The Book Since 1920 - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Movies - Ruining the book since 1920 of 172 votes, 74% like it BY ZOMBIETOART

Screw Vintage. This Shirt Is From The Future - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Screw Vintage, This Shirt Is From The Future
of 116 votes, 62% like it BY READYSTEADYG0G0

Stupid Raisins, Stay Out Of My Cookies - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Stupid raisins, stay out of my cookies
of 217 votes, 76% like it BY UNRUMBLE

Nerds 2² Ever - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Nerds 2² Ever of 145 votes, 64% like it BY CHISAFER

Video Games Ruined My Life - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Videogames ruined my life. Good thing I have two extra lives.
of 230 votes, 64% like it BY LARLAR

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Maltzmania on Feb 10 '08 at 3:07pm

CONTINUATION!

queris1 on Feb 10 '08 at 3:09pm

there's one that got printed that had like a 26%. over the summer. nouns or verbs, something like that

Maltzmania on Feb 10 '08 at 3:10pm

no shit READ THE TOP

Maltzmania on Feb 10 '08 at 3:10pm

CLICK THE LINK TO THE OLD BLOG

queris1 on Feb 10 '08 at 3:13pm

FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 11 '08 at 2:38am

NO DUDE.....WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS THE PERMANENT LIST NOW INSTEAD OF GARRET G'S FOR ALL OUR PERCENTAGE SLOGAN SHIRT WINNING QUESTIONS!!!

Please finish this when you have the time so we can have everything in one place! No?

2 days later

nintechno on Feb 13 '08 at 5:50pm

lol

nintechno on Feb 13 '08 at 5:52pm

also, thanks for creating this blog, Maltz.

Maltzmania on Feb 13 '08 at 10:34pm

dude you're back

nintechno on Feb 15 '08 at 12:17pm

haha, yes I am.

3 days later

chlobo107 on Feb 18 '08 at 9:51pm

Congrats on finally winning!
Now I can sleep at night.

FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 18 '08 at 10:35pm

Nintechno's absense from the slogan club and making slogans in general turns me into an angsty mess. Please lordie make some more slogans for yourself or the super duper group before I die of not having Nintechnoisms in my life for too long to sustain my wittiness brain meter!

Also, it is indeed awesome that Maltzie boy won.

nintechno on Feb 18 '08 at 10:37pm

haha, i threw a few up for the super group . I will probably just be creating slogans on ALTM now.

FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 19 '08 at 12:57am

*crane shot above head pulling away*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

73 days later

Maltzmania on May 02 '08 at 9:38pm

bampz

FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:43pm

*bangs on slogan siding and panel work*

nice work Maltz. nice work.

Maltzmania on May 02 '08 at 9:47pm

hopefully more updates to come!

rhythmdev9 on May 02 '08 at 9:48pm

it probably like once a year... :-P

zeropuntouno on May 04 '08 at 2:06pm

take a look at my slogans! ;-P

7 days later

wish-ga on May 11 '08 at 6:53pm

Matlz! This thread, me likee.

*goes to vote slogans*

162 days later

nintechno on Oct 21 '08 at 2:10pm

whoa!

Maltzmania on Oct 21 '08 at 2:11pm

gotta update this

brb

Maltzmania on Oct 21 '08 at 2:20pm

bumpdated

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 22 '08 at 2:58am

thanks man!

nintechno on Oct 22 '08 at 1:30pm

nice bumpdate

thanks maltz

54 days later

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 16 '08 at 2:52am

bumpdate
you're slackin' dude!

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 16 '08 at 3:04am

hahaha, tru dat man.

Maltzmania on Dec 16 '08 at 8:12am

i don't see you doin' anything Bio-bot!

Maltzmania on Dec 16 '08 at 8:12am

two a week now....yikes

Bramish on Dec 16 '08 at 8:26am

27%?! So there's hope for my slogans yet!

Maltzmania on Dec 16 '08 at 8:35am

i just did a stupid amount of work .... better effin appreciate that ish!

Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 16 '08 at 12:19pm

thanks dude. all is well again.

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 16 '08 at 2:28pm

Eh, maybe i'll appreciate it when you friggin have the time to add up another contest balloting for me!! hehehe, thanks dude, now i can see how pathetic my slogan scores were compared to the rest of y'alls....except for fun stuff. Ugh.

krokun on Dec 17 '08 at 1:25am

Sweet work Maltz!

nintechno on Dec 17 '08 at 1:27am

thanks maltz for the updates.

now make me a sandwich

rossmat8 on Dec 17 '08 at 1:41am

awesome job hopefully one day I will see one of my beauties up there.

Krimson on Dec 17 '08 at 1:45am

those 70%s are daunting.

12 days later

Maltzmania on Dec 29 '08 at 9:46pm

bumpz

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 29 '08 at 9:58pm

hmmm, wonder why you just updated?!?!?!?! EH!!!!!

No seriously, why did you update this?

PS- Can i count on you for tallying the next contest's ballots?

Maltzmania on Dec 30 '08 at 12:21am

hit me with an email evan!

FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 30 '08 at 3:59am

YEAY! I shall do so when the voting has ceased...

6 days later

Maltzmania on Jan 05 '09 at 1:19pm

rumpdated

Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 05 '09 at 1:38pm

Those numbers, man! I guess the days of waiting for 616 votes are behind us!

jess4002 on Jan 06 '09 at 6:47pm

congrats to andrew and elenor! :D

Krimson on Jan 06 '09 at 6:53pm

wow, those only had 30-40 votes.

phillydesigner on Jan 06 '09 at 6:56pm

this blog brings me comfort in knowing the varying array of percentages vs. printing

4 days later

CallMeSteven on Jan 11 '09 at 2:29am

interesting blog that I dont remember existing!

...another interesting thing is that Moss's slogan was actually at 39% and only I think 30 votes on the day it was up for sale (I checked when I saw it was by Moss, to see if he had any other slogans)

3 days later

Maltzmania on Jan 14 '09 at 10:42am

word. updated.

Lhiiiz on Jan 14 '09 at 10:51am

Wow, those percentages and votes are surprising, but awesome!

desidrae on Jan 14 '09 at 10:58am

Thanks, it is interesting to see the ranges of things that have actually made it to print.

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