www.myspace.com/georgenixon for music i've made. I am a carbon-based life form, except for my fillings, which I believe are made of some kind of space-age polymer. Also, I have a diamond toe. However, it is of course made of carbon, so if you try to scan my body, it will not register. Plus I am sensitive about my feet, and do not show them to anyone. You will have to trust me that it is a real diamond, about the size of a big toe. Needless to say, it has been cut to the right shape, meaning it does not create an unusual lump if you were to, say, catch a glimpse of my be-socked foot. Nevertheless, it is definitely there, and is worth a gargantuan amount of Italian Lira, which has now been replaced by the Euro. That is, once one has converted the Lira into the equivalent Euro value, at the time of the switchover. To save time, one might actually say that it was worth a gargantuan amount of Euros. Unfortunately, brevity is not my strong suit, as is evidenced by the length of this description of myself. One might even say that a great deal of this discourse was tangential to the original purpose, i.e. that of describing myself. One would be right in that instance, and I apologise profusely and without reserve. If any readers feel unjustly distracted for too prolonged a duration by myself and words that I have typed, I hope that I can assuage your understandable tears of rage by ending this debacle forthwith. Yours, G.