My Spirit Animal - thanks Omair!
Boysbeambitious you would be a really cute and interesting to look at Red Panda, like a everyone would be like "oh shit, that animal is cute, let me give it melons". You would be liek "Fuck yeah, melons" and then eat them. Also, you would just roll around all day fucking around with your tail being all cute and panda-like, but also raccoon-like, becuase you kinda look like a raccoon. Anyway, when you aren't being all cute and stuff with your tail, you're planting flowers, because your poop makes great fertilizer, so you make the nature better.

my superhero persona - thanks Omair!
Username: boysbeambitious
Codename: The Satin Girl
Affiliation: League of the Underappreciated Middle Children
Biodata/Abilities: Born with the natural ability to have skin as soft as satin, she uses her powers of satin..skin... to force her enemies unwillingly into a trance. As they pet her satin-like skin for hours and are completely tuned out from the outside world, operatives of the LUMC inflitrate enemy strongholds and steal the cookies from their figurative cookie jars...of...injustice.

thanks jeffrey!


thanks todow!


Thanks Mattoid!!


Thanks the golden spatula!!


Danke Daniellesgarden!!


Super ~! J-Ray



mooseinmyshoe on Jan 13 '09 at 1:10pm
I'm going to start calling Priscilla "hot momma".

producer on Mar 07 '09 at 12:30pm
priscilla is a mystery wrapped in puff pastry

tracerbullet on May 28 '09 at 1:05pm
priscilla makes both girls and guys pop up

Jackanapes mk.II on Jul 28 '09 at 11:28pm
Priscilla gives me puppy-faced boners.

d3d on Jul 28 '09 at 5:28pm
long haircilla looks exactly like hector

d3d on Jul 29 '09 at 3:31am
i can't believe everyone is so into longhaired priscilla. i'm fighting back the vomit.



a rap by jackanapes/chris. :-)

Priscilla P

Here come the cutest honey up in Oregon
Makin lightsabers pop up just like Obi-Wan
I bet she got a couple fifties in her billfold
What she gonna buy--hell if I don't know
What I know is that she's an Asian fox
She got some slick jeans on and some tabi socks
I'd love to chase her down, I'm wearing flip flops
Don't wanna look like a fool--she'll put on the stops
You know I'm broke ass mang, I gotta make some dough
Can't be nil when you pick up this kinda classy ho

CHORUS:
Cause she don't know me
Priscilla P.
Yo she don't know me
It's such a travesty

Cool I saw her again down at the burger joint
Man she's a total cutie: at least a 10-point
I feel like such a slob I got some ketchup on me
How come there ain't no napkins I know they gave me three
Gotta get cleaned up before I hit her up
Gotta get confidence before I fuck it up
Oh shit she's out the door, what the hell's my prop?
Never mind, get up, don't just sit and sob

CHORUS

Meet her at the comic shop and got her name now
Be careful man, play it cool and don't have a cow
"Your hair looks super cute when it's short like that
With your li'l cat ears you're lookin mad phat"
Well damn I hope I get her number fore she goes
Cause she's so much finer than these local hoes.

CHORUS

555--wonder could it be a fake?
Better be real--I hardly catch a break
Gotta go buy some kicks tese are fallin off me
Make sure to brush my teeth so I don't smell like coffee
Get my best pair of jeans and my leather coat
You know I'm lookin so smooth but I don't want to gloat
Pick her up, talk her up, take her to the show
Head back home, play some tunes, we'll see how it go
Man you think I'm talkin sex I'm just talkin kisses
You can call me a pussy, fuck off with yo disses

CHORUS

She fresh and pure as the driven snow
The hottest babe and the sweetest ho
She fresh and pure as the driven snow
The hottest babe and the sweetest ho

Now all my homies be actin jealous
Love I got for the P you know it's crazy zealous

CHORUS

Now all my homies be actin jealous
Love I got for her, you know it's crazy jealous!